Critic Tapestries

On the Shermometer...

You don't have to be too harsh with yourself

The Critic quote by Theodore Roosevelt

Mysties unite! Show everyone your professional film critic chops however you want!

Will pay to critique any movie!

A quick design.

acrylic paint & collage elements on wood ©Jerry L. Kirk https://www.facebook.com/jerryklrkart

Critique not Critic

Some people listen to their hearts - Jay Sherman listens to his stomach. It stinks!

The University of Movie Critics

Theatre Critic

He disagrees with your assessment, and he looks down on you now. He will look at you over his glasses, sip his chai tea, and say nothing...... For now...

Unleash your style with our 'Chameleon Dynamite' tee! Featuring a cool chameleon holding its coat, this design exudes effortless charm. A nod to a cult classic, it's a fashion statement that's as adaptable as the chameleon itself.

Ghost critic doesn't like ANYThing. All he ever says is "Boo!"

Perfect gift for food tester !

GEORGE ORWELL, English novelist and essayist, journalist and critic - best known for 1984 and Animal Farm

Featured in: - Duos & Trios - Furry & Feathered Friends - In The Shadows

freedom forever

Serene breathes mindfully through different situations in life

Being a self critic is a good thing but you have to start somewhere

Man in the Arena It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who ne...

Food critic funny quote

Definitely 5/7

Charles Dickens Portrait | charlles dickens artwork on wall art, tshirts, mugs, prints and canvases. Charles Dickens was an English writer and social critic. He created some of the world's best-known fictional characters and is regarded by many as the greatest novelist of the Victorian era

Rudolf Nureyev Dancer Defector Quote: The only critic is a full house. Rudolf Nureyev was a ballet dancer who defected to the West from Soviet Russia.

Master of the box, judge of all flops, bringer of laughter, dropper of socks. Box King, Flop Critic, Laughter Guru, Sock Ninja. Meet Your Purr-fect Motivator. This feline master of chaos brings joy and inspiration in equal measure. Unleash your inner mischief-maker and conquer your day, one sock-dropping laugh at a time.

Old School

The late great intellectual Christopher Hitchens.

Charmed, I'm sure. Now let me destroy your gallery.

Picky eaters, messy eaters. Here's a shirt dedicated to both

I was driving through the New Forest in our VW Campervan, and came across this line of donkeys at an art exhibition. Donkey Conga, Donkey Kong or Donkey queue?

Charles Dickens Portrait | charlles dickens artwork on wall art, tshirts, mugs, prints and canvases. Charles Dickens was an English writer and social critic. He created some of the world's best-known fictional characters and is regarded by many as the greatest novelist of the Victorian era

Believe nothing you hear, and only half what you see.

No one likes a critic, especially one so well known for their Boo! As seen in the NerdSloth twitch streams - the Ghost Critic.

Don the hat of a seasoned reviewer with our 'Unpaid Movie Critic - Vintage Cinema, Film, and Motion Picture Lover' design. This tribute to classic cinema is the perfect find for those who live and breathe movies, from the golden age blockbusters to today's indie gems. With a nostalgic touch and a nod to the unpaid punditry of devoted film buffs, this graphic is a great gift for cinephiles who savor every frame and storyline. Ideal for movie nights, film industry events, or just casual wear, it's a holiday essential for anyone who finds solace in the flickering lights of the silver screen.

Velvet Buzzsaw is a 2019 American satirical horror film written and directed by Dan Gilroy and starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Rene Russo, Toni Collette, Zawe Ashton, Tom Sturridge, Natalia Dyer, Daveed Diggs, Billy Magnussen, and John Malkovich. The film had its world premiere at the 2019 Sundance Film Festival on January 27 and was released on February 1, 2019, by Netflix and in selected theaters.