Dateline Tapestries

Grab yourself an interrogation room blanket for when you're chilly and being questioned by detectives!

Has someone done you wrong and a great t-shirt is the only way to take the high road?

This is our official logo created by our graphic designers Chelsea Sutton and Sera Di Blasio! We wanted the red lipstick to feel like a contestant on the Bachelor was writing on a bathroom mirror after murdering someone or doing something skanky on a group date. Show that you're a proud DWD flistener by rocking some merch around town! Show the world that you're loving life!

Is Keith the Leaning Man your favorite host? Show it off with these off-kilter logos! Designed by the incredible photographer and graphic designer Sera Di Blasio!

Do you like dating people? You prefer partners who fit you perfectly. Then this funny design fits you perfectly.

We go to sleep every night to the soothing sound of a police detective interrogating an extremely cunning woman about where she buried the body parts of her late husband. It’s her! My wife, I mean. True crime murder mysteries are her lullaby. But they make me incredibly nervous.

Because Joey Needed It! I replaced it with a cuba- what do you call it? Cuba zirconic?

A design originating from a photograph.

A design based from a photograph.

This design originates from one of my photographs.

My Name Is Chicka Chicka Chris Hansen

Take A Seat

Palumbo Refrigerator Co. | Inspired by Anthony Palumbo from To Catch a Predator

Lee Greer's Classic Pickles | Inspired by Lee Greer from To Catch a Predator

Why don't you have a seat?

Funny

Bear

Chris Hansen Shirt Arenafootball

A design originating from a photograph.

To Catch A Predator Filming Locations | Inspired by To Catch a Predator.

Monkey king

Take A Seat Funny Chris Hansen

Chris Hansen CockBlocked

To Catch A Predator Chris Hansen To Catch A Predator

Chris Hansen funny meme

Chris Hansen Why Don T You Take A Seat 7

Westerbeck Bible Makers | Inspired by Kevin Westerbeck from To Catch a Predator

Keith Morrison Tru Crime Fan Club T'was the night before Christmas. Or was it?

An iconic moment finally brought to kitsch life! Sorry Katie!

It is what it is.

Armstrong Bologna | Inspired by Lorne Armstrong from To Catch a Predator

Zulkarnain

Zulkarnain

Zulkarnain

We go to sleep every night to the soothing sound of a police detective interrogating an extremely cunning woman about where she buried the body parts of her late husband. It’s her! My wife, I mean. True crime murder mysteries are her lullaby. But they make me incredibly nervous.