Demotivational Quote Tapestries

Keep your eyes on the stars and you'll fall into a whole lot of ditches ...

Demotivational but sadly true

Funny slogan with robot illustration.

The humorous quips about committees are legion. If a famous comic strip about office life strikes a little too close to home, this demotivational humor might be just the thing to lighten the mood.

Don't let motivational quotes ruin your shitty day ...

Everything going down in flames? This is fine.

What exactly does it mean to follow your bliss? In this demotivational twist on the familiar slogan, it means that your bliss concludes you're a slightly creepy stalker.

Live, laugh, love? Nah. Too basic. Live, laugh, lobotomy is more like it! Live life to its fullest with glazed over eyes and drool running down your chin!

Mount Everest

Everyone Has A Purpose In Life. Perhaps Yours Is Watching Television

Ideal gift for introverts and shy. Sad words for people who think differently

Existential dread. Embrace it.

The opposite of "Live, Laugh, Love" quote.

The opposite of "Live, Laugh, Love" quote.

A demotivational design to remind us of our place in the world.

Always Give Up - Humorous Typography Design

A funny and relatable print for anyone who hates waking up early. This print features a cat who is clearly not a morning person, with a sleepy expression and a coffee mug in hand. The text around the cat reads "I Just Want to Go Back to Bed." This print is available in a variety of sizes and colors, so you can find the perfect one to suit your style. It's also a great way to show your solidarity with other people who hate waking up early.

Funny demotivational design with retro cartoon character.

Life sucks

Rainbow death clouds, dead inside. View more at denvervineart.redbubble.com

Don't be part of the problem. Be the whole problem.

“It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse” is a potent expression of realism and acceptance. It serves as a reminder that life’s struggles can persist and even intensify, but this doesn’t mean we’re defeated. Instead, by acknowledging these realities, we are better prepared to face them, fostering resilience and perseverance. So, while the phrase may seem pessimistic, it can actually inspire us to be stronger and more resilient.

Funny pseudo motivational design. Black for light backgrounds.

I'm here for a long time, not a good time.

cynical unicorn funny quotes

Because sometimes, it's too much

Why go big when I can just go home, it's so nice there.

Funny pseudo motivational design. Black for light backgrounds.

If You're Not Trying You're Not Failing Trying is the first step towards failure...

Everything is awful

Funny Quote Design

Never try

Not Everyone Gets To Be An Astronaut When They Grow Up...

No. Your email does not find me well. Write the email you want, then write the email you should. We suspect this line not would fall under the latter - but that's up to you my snarky friend.

Brighten your space or wardrobe with our hilarious demotivational design featuring vibrant, funky text that reads "Dream Within Limits." Perfect for those who appreciate humor and want to add a playful touch to their lives.

I have had an exhaustingly busy weekend - napping on the couch and eating nachos....