Dennis Reynolds Tapestries

the golden god is untethered

Golden God - Retro Faded-Style Typography

Dennis proudly plays a hateful voice message from Caylee, a pharmacist he recently had a relationship with, telling the gang that he now has her undying love. Dee argues that he has obtained the opposite, so Dennis agrees to explain his system for seducing any woman and earning her undying love: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System.

Think about it. She’s out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. She looks around her, what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. “Oh, there’s nowhere for me to run, what am I gonna do, say no?”

Golden God Hope

Inspired by It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Dennis Reynolds's campaign speech, written by Charlie Kelly.

Quotes from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

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Fight Milk! The 100% Pure Crotein, alcoholic -dairy based supplement. For Bodyguards, by bodyguards! Fight like a crow.

I GOT BOXES OF PEPE

...Filibuster.

Dolph Lundgren in Mac and Charlie’s movie.

No, you don't!

Mac isn't fat, he's cultivating mass.

Mac's Letter

Matthew "Rickety Cricket" Mara from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Poor Cricket has had his life ruined by Dee and the gang, and in this image he's smoking what appears to be a crack pipe. A nice reminder that things can get worse, which they will, to Cricket.

Bow before me.

Dennis Reynolds because of the implication tee

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Chardee MacDennis is all your favorite games rolled into one: Mouse Trap, Chutes and Ladders, Sorry... But it's not exactly like those things. It's also like Boggle, Wheel of Fortune, Risk. It's like those other games too! But more better. And different enough legally. I'm a lawyer EVER HEAR OF OPERATION!!!

Dennis thinks you should do it because of the implications

Dennis' surefire way to pick up a woman and ensure her never-ending love!

Great gift if you love It's Always Sunny, St. Patty's Day and Rum Ham,

Meat is Murder Sunny Style

The original Risk E. Rats logo. Do whatever you want! Slightly textured and faded for a retro Risk E. look. Features a very tired Risk E. Rat in all his glory.

plus, the implication...

Jack Kelly (also known as Uncle Jack) is Charlie Kelly's uncle. He has small hands and this image is from him at is him at McPoyle vs. Ponderosa: The Trial of the Century, Season 11, Episode 8. In this episode he's very happy to be at a trial.

Milk-Steak boiled over hard, with a side of your finest jelly beans, served raw.

"The Gang Group Dates". Dennis is truly a 5-star man!

Keep it Light

A fool proof system enabling men to obtain a woman's undying love.

This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!

I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds. From It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

It's not governed by reason!

Your License Plate Says Scammin'