Disney Fastpass Tapestries

You'll be there in my heart.

Rise and Shine it's FastPass time!

Imagine what once was with a Fastpass for this Disneyland Ride of Yesteryear! The late and much lamented Peoplemover, closed to make room for the late and not-lamented Rocket Rods. Bring back the Peoplemover, you cowards!

Imagine what once was with a Fastpass for this Epcot Attraction of Yesteryear! Even though its successor, Food Rocks!, is long gone and Soarin' is the name of the game these days, with this Fastpass you can still get down to Veggie Veggie Fruit Fruit, with no wait at all!

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Ride first! Ka-CHOW!

Ok, But, I'm still calling it FASTPASS

Imagine what could have been with a Fastpass for this Walt Disney World Ride That Never Was! Planned as part of a whole Muppet-themed area and canceled after the tragic death of Jim Henson, this would have been a separate Muppet version of the classic MGM/Hollywood Studios Great Movie Ride.

Imagine what might have been, with this collection of Fastpasses for rides that were planned, canceled, changed, or otherwise never built at Disneyland and Walt Disney World!

Do the marks like a pro.

Having a little fun as we work to stay safe until it's our turn.

Imagine what could have been with a Fastpass for this Disneyland Ride That Never Was, canceled before the opening of California Adventure and replaced by the infamous Superstar Limo!

Imagine what could have been with a Fastpass for Dragon's Tower, this Walt Disney World Ride That Never Was! Supposed to headline the Beastly Kingdom, this space was eventually taken by the land of Pandora.

Imagine what could have been with a Fastpass for this Disneyland Ride That Never Was, a sphere almost double the size of Spaceship Earth at EPCOT, the centerpiece of the never-built legendary WestCOT!

Imagine what once was, with a Fastpass for this Disneyland Ride of Yesteryear! Ride the Skyway through the Matterhorn again, and don't wait in line to do it!

Imagine what once was with a Fastpass for this beloved Ride of Yesteryear! Mission: SPACE stands in its place today, but honestly can anything compete with the original Horizons? Ride it again, and with this Fastpass there's no wait at all!

Imagine what could have been with a Fastpass for this Epcot Ride That Never Was! Planned as a giant coaster at the back of the Japan Pavilion in World Showcase, rumor has it this was canceled at the objection of Epcot sponsor Kodak, who didn't want a Fujifilm-adjacent ride nearby.

Imagine what could have been with a Fastpass for this Epcot Ride That Never Was! Announced at D23 and then quietly un-announced a few years later, this would have brought some fresh excitement to the UK Pavilion in the World Showcase.

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Imagine what could have been with a Fastpass for this Epcot Ride That Never Was! Planned for the Germany Pavilion in World Showcase, this was never built and the doors leading to it were covered over by a mural.

Imagine what could have been with a Fastpass for the Western River Expedition, a once-planned Ride That Never Was, canceled in order to build the Florida version of Pirates, and eventually replaced by Big Thunder Mountain!

Imagine what once was with a Fastpass for this Epcot ride of yesteryear, and feel one little spark of inspiration from when this Dreamfinder version survived to the Fastpass era!

Imagine what once was with a Fastpass for this Walt Disney World Ride of Yesteryear! Even though you can ride Seven Dwarfs Mine Train in the place where this attraction once lived, with this Fastpass you can experience it again, and this time with no wait!

Imagine what once was with a Fastpass for this Disneyland Attraction of Yesteryear! It took them 3 weeks, crusher chains, and serious desperation to demolish this sturdy House of the Future, where Pixie Hollow now resides -- but with this Fastpass, experience it again today with no wait!

Imagine what could have been with a Fastpass for this Disneyland Attraction That Never Was! Masterpiece of the legendary Imagineer Rolly Crump, this eventually became The Haunted Mansion.

You've got all the Fast-passes. What've you got to be worried about? Skip the line and laugh at all the poor unfortunate souls waiting three hours for Dumbo.

The week is like a long line at the park, I need a FastPass to the weekend

Forget the Mountains, the Galaxy, and the FastPasses - you know what the most important Disney rope drop is... STARBUCKS!

Imagine what once was with a Fastpass for this classic Disneyland Ride of Yesteryear! Tomorrowland looks different these days and Star Tours stands in the place where Adventures Thru Inner Space once stood, but with this Fastpass you can ride it again, and with no wait!

Imagine what once was, with this collection of Fastpasses for rides and attractions that once lived in Disneyland and Walt Disney World, but never made it to the Fastpass era! Want to skip the line for Horizons? Jump onto the Skyway with no wait? This collection is your ticket to the fast lane!

FastPass inspired shirt for the little one, or big one for that matter.

When you want to be the coolest kid on Batuu...

Mind the announcements! Mind the gap!

Distopia: The Disney that never was.

You don't need seven rings to be a baller. You just need fastpass.