Eating Ass Tapestries

Possum

This design is perfect for anyone who loves to embrace the weird and the unusual. Featuring an image of the infamous cryptid, the Mothman, and the phrase "Mothman ate my entire ass at Denny's," this design is both humorous and creepy. The message is clear: even cryptids need to eat, and apparently they have a taste for human butt. Whether you're a fan of horror, urban legends, or just enjoy a good laugh, this design is sure to turn heads and start conversations. So embrace the strange and celebrate the absurd with this unique and playful design!

This design is perfect for anyone who loves to embrace the weird and the unusual. Featuring an image of the infamous cryptid, the Mothman, and the phrase "Mothman ate my entire ass at Denny's," this design is both humorous and creepy. The message is clear: even cryptids need to eat, and apparently they have a taste for human butt. Whether you're a fan of horror, urban legends, or just enjoy a good laugh, this design is sure to turn heads and start conversations. So embrace the strange and celebrate the absurd with this unique and playful design!

Possum - Be Urself

For when you're not in the mood to put up with anyone's shit.

Possum - Be Urself

Get this shirt and have your own Veggie Party! What a great way to be healthy eating, if you are vegan and like produce or if you don't, either way, it's for you!

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Possum - Adopt a street cat

Possum - Adopt a street cat

Possum - Be Urself

"Trash panda my ass" is a funny & cute design featuring a raccoon carrying a huge deli sandwich with humorous & sassy text.

Possum - Be Urself