Fictional National Park Tapestries

Mordor was a black, volcanic plain in the southeast of Middle-earth to the east of Gondor, Ithilien, and the great river Anduin. Mordor was chosen by Sauron as his realm because of the mountain ranges surrounding it on three sides, creating a natural fortress against his enemies.

Skull Island is a fictional island and the home of King Kong in the original 1933 King Kong, its 1976 and 2005 remakes, the Monsterverse films Kong: Skull Island and Godzilla vs. Kong, as well as non-film media such as DeVito ArtWorks' King Kong of Skull Island franchise of literary media.

The joke here is that a) there are no motor vehicles allowed on Liberty Island, and b) how would you get there? I think we now have a window into my sense of humor.