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Your secret is safe with me I wasn't listening - funny slogan

Imagine what Dick said when Mr Disney asked him about his range of accents whilst making Mary Poppins...

That's What She Said

I Drink Beer And I Grill Things

A trendy funny unique design for men and women featured the phrase "I Will Put You In A Trunk And Help People Look For You Stop Playing With Me", makes a great gift for dad, friend, mom, brother, bestie, BFF on Birthday or any special occasion. Are you looking Funny Adult Quote with A Sense of Humor? Grab this Funny design I'll Put You in the Trunk and Help People Look for You Stop Playing With me.

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A funny swimming definition for an aquaholic

It's a joke. ;)

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Another Fine Day Ruined By Responsibility

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It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! Paisan Conrad has the finesse and pizzazz to help you get over your frustrations. He’s your wise neighborhood corn with seasoned advice. He wants people to get over things and find the lesson in all situations. Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! As an experienced diver, Conrad can swim through the bowels of life. He makes his way through life’s sewage of disappointment, looking fresh and clean (he thinks he’s recyclable). He enjoys an occasional underwater reunion with family and friends. We all know what happens after you eat corn. Laughter is the best medicine and humor is your toilet paper. Use humor to flush away disappointment as you navigate life’s sewage. Recycle yourself and be better than ever. Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap.

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! The idea that started it all. Corn Happens! after Thanksgiving for sure. Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! The Corn Happens! slogan and question....... Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

A fun gift idea with funny quotes for bffs. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

Don't believe every quote you read on a T-shirt - Napoleon Bonaparte, 1814

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Waking Hr Violation

Video games are my happy place. A vintage typographic controller slogan for introvert console gamers who love retro gaming.

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Wrong Way in all directions.

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! In honor of our favorite Golden Girl, Sophia Petrillo! The Picture It line for Corn Happens! Get it while it lasts. We know a lot has happened in 2022. Learn from the frustrations and move on or MOVE OUT! Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! This Halloween Candy-Corn Happens! Candy corn, some people like it and some people don’t. Whaddaya gonna do about it? Corn Happens! Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

I'm just a girl, Standing in front of a Salad, Asking it to be a Donut

Whether you're navigating a new chapter in your life, embarking on a personal transformation, or simply seeking inspiration, our "Building a better tomorrow" Logo products is the perfect choice. It's a conversation starter, an invitation to reflect on your own journey, and a wearable reminder to stay curious and embrace the path ahead.

Forgive & Forget - But Keep A List Of The Names

A fun gift idea with funny quotes for bffs. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! Corn Happens! after Thanksgiving for sure. If Thanksgiving dinner contains corn, thank that corn will be back on Black Friday! Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! The original hand drawn ‘Corn Happens!’ design is available now. Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

A amusing reminder to always reading the small print. For everyone who tries their best to improve, but like most of us mere mortals, can't help slipping back into their human small print.

I Just Want to Drink Beer and pet my Bulldog TShirt Gift

You, My Friend Should Have Been Swallowed

I Just Want To Drink Beer Play Golf And Take Naps