History Nugs Tapestries

We all love those nugs- and now you can share that love with anyone in your line of sight by wearing the official History Nugs shirt!

As told of in Season 2, Episode 2, it's Wojtek (pronounced Voy-Tek), the coolest bear of all time. Show your support for the first bear to ever achieve military rank and the only bear on record to bomb Nazis. A beautiful illustration of that good bear (drawn by friend-of-the-show Sclez) and Polish text reading "Wojtek: The Bear Hero". Best on gray or black. (His name means "Joyful Warrior, how rad is that?)

Are you a huge fan of "The Franz"? Have you attended all of his recitals? Do you carry around a glass vial of his discarded coffee? Were your hands lacerated in a fight over one of his broken piano wires? Then this is the perfect shirt for you (or someone you know)! Show your love for that dashing pianist and your mid-80's cultural wrestling knowledge all at once.

"Corn taint or I walk!" -Sarah, a bunch of times Please enjoy this very dumb shirt we came up with. You can wear it if you want, especially if you're trying to practice your conversational improv by starting conversations about a metal band from Nebraska that doesn't exist.