Low Expectations Tapestries

ACAB Our Expectations Were So Low Black Lives Matter ... For other designs like this or something better, please visit my storefront collection!

“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.” ― George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty

Do you like weird things that just don’t make much sense? This is definitely in that category.

Leave "reaching for the stars" to the professionals

Take it easy and manage your expectations.

A fun gift idea with powerful and inspirational quotes. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

A fun gift idea with powerful and inspirational quotes. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

Meet the sassy skeletons! This is 1 of 9 different sassy skeletons available, all speaking to our hearts with their adorable pessimism.

never dissapoints

That's just how you are, good enough. Nothing more, nothing less - let them know they should lower their expectations. If it gets the job done, why strive to be better? As human race progress, we realize mediocrity is the way to go. Celebrate it today, but please do it in an average way.

The secret is low expectations, very low expectations

keep them low