Monty Python And The Holy Grail Tapestries

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

“ Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul and so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived ! Bones of full 50 men lie strewn about it’s lair, so brave knights if you do doubt your courage, come no further ! For death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth.”

Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse.

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ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

perfect with the rest of King Arthur's costume!

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“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

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Strange Women Lyin' In Ponds Distributin' Swords Is No System For A Basis Of Government

When you don't actually have horses...

Stylized, naive art of a swallow bird in a flight, The eye of the swallow is a reference to The Eye of Horus

I hope you like!!!!

Sir Bedevere : ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. King Arthur : This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

You've got no arms left !

I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot Trough water! I'll fart in your general direction! Your mother was a Hamster and you father smelt of eldiberry!!!!

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor, I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! Galahad: Get stuffed! Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Galahad: Oh, yeah? Robin: Mangy Scots git! Tim: I'm warning you!

There he is!

Tim The Enchanter. John Cleese in Monty Python and the holy grail.

Bedevere: “What makes you think she is a witch?” Peasant: “She turned me into a newt.” Bedevere: “A newt?” Peasant: “Well I got better.”

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

If you want to get around in camelot days you need to properly equip for travel. These coconuts are the right things you need to help you and Patsy get around the countryside

Tis But A Scratch funny artwork inspired from the 1975 comedy movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Tim, The Enchanter by John Cleese. Monty Python and the holy grail.

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Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

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I blow my nose at you so-called Arthur King!

“That Rabbit’s Dynamite!” You can look dynamite too in this tshirt, inspired by Monty Python and the quest for the Holy Grail. Design by Jessica Jacobs, 2021

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

Passed On...

Arthur: “What manner of man are you who can summon up fire without flint or tinder ?” Tim: “I…am an enchanter.” Arthur: “By what name are you known ?” Tim: “There are some who call me…Tim” Arthur: “Greetings, Tim, the enchanter.”