Nebraska Corn Coast Tapestries

This is THE ORIGINAL Corn Coast T-shirt…the one that started it all. Corn Coast is where it’s at! Why do you think everyone that lives in Nebraska cannot imagine living anywhere else? It is because of all the available cornfront property, baby! Come join us on “the coast.”

The Man... The Myth... The Legend... This T-shirt was first designed for our tailgate party at the 2011 Nebraska vs. Michigan game (at the Big House). No, the game didn't go our way...but BOY our shirts got lots of attention from fans of both teams! And... what do you do with an awesome idea and design? You offer it to the public on CornCoast.com! So here it is! Now you can have your very own BOB shirt too. Everyone knows Bob and his encouraging quote is hard to pass up. So expect to get stopped often for a reading of your awesome T-shirt (followed by a high-five or fist-bump, depending on your age.): "I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation."

At some point in your life, you left your barn door open. And oddly enough, you may have never even owned a barn... let alone in Nebraska, of all places. How is this possible? How do you not know you left your barn door open, yet everyone else around you does? They don’t even know you own a barn. Well, at least you can buy and wear this T-shirt as a gentle reminder for others to check their barn doors before leaving the premises.

Overwhelming demand for the Corn Coast truck brought on this design. Surfboards, shmurfboards...the right way to ride our amber waves of grain is in a classic pickup truck.

Are you a Bull Shirter? Wear this tee and you are instantly Bull Shirting with everyone around you. From the Nebraska font, to the BIG BAD BULL, this tee makes you a BIG HAAS.

WOW! So many questions... You may want to know what happened in the corn. But we’re not asking, and they’re not telling.

Worn sideways, backwards or straight on, Nebraska does make for a nice looking hat. Nebraska: keeping Kansas cool since March 1, 1867. Thanks Brent L. for coming up with this great idea for a new T-shirt design!

Cow Tipping. Never done it myself. I hear it is one of the funniest things you can do with a cow... or maybe one of the funniest things you can do period. Personally, we’ll stick with just eating them... we do enjoy that! This T-shirt just screams, “I am looking for a good time!” So if people think you are lame, or if you really can’t stand your boss and you need to unleash a rage of furry, then go find a cow... or better yet; buy this T-shirt.

That was easy! And it works for Corn Coast fans!

From the ranches of Cherry County to the steak houses of Omaha, they’ll know you mean business when you show up styling this T-shirt! You see, here in Nebraska, cattle outnumber people nearly 4 to 1. So simply “meeting” that special someone in Nebraska isn’t good enough. You have to MEAT them! Trust us, you’ll be glad you did.

Metal Heads and Prairie Geologists Unite! Nebraska rocks in more ways than one. Show your pride in this Western Nebraska monument while rocking the house!

Did you hear the one about a couple of Nebraska hunters? They were out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground in his new Big Rack T-shirt. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead." ... There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"

Good or bad, you got bucked in Nebraska. Go ahead, tell everyone. Was it a wild one or mechanical? Was it in Burwell? River City Round-up? Sarpy County? How long did you stay on? :08 is always the goal. Good luck next time, you’ll need it.