Pessimism Tapestries

-What A Time To Be Alive-

Not Today.

Arthur Schopenhauer, the depressed German philosopher, cheers himself up with a lovely pink doughnut. As we all know, a doughnut can cure even severe cases of Weltschmerz - best to have some on hand.

Dove of Peace Picasso Parody. Dead.

Really, there's nothing. Like it.

Take some advice from this angry persimmon. They're trying their best to be positive despite their sour expression. Let's all be less persimmon-istic <3

The realist has a point. Waste of space, really

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It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse

Everything sucks...including this rainbow.

2020 probably has everyone feeling this way. Original Bad Drawn picture of how we feel about life at the moment

Uh-oh! The odometer is about to roll!

I stared into the void and this shirt stared back.

What A Time To Be Alive

Join the league of realists, the champions of mediocrity, and the ambassadors of "meh." Our "It Is What It Is And It Is Not Great" design is your ticket to embracing life's imperfections with open arms and a healthy dose of humor. Wearing this may result in existential ponderings, spontaneous bursts of laughter, and an increased appreciation for life's absurdity. So, why settle for sugar-coated platitudes when you can wear your pessimism proudly? Shrug your shoulders in acceptance and let the world know that you're not here for the fairy tales – you're here for the raw, unfiltered truth.