Scottish Humour Tapestries

If you're undecided whether you're winching or not, here is the design for you. Fun questionnaire in the Scots language.

It’s a Kilt, it's not a skirt, a dress, or a frock, it's a kilt. Proud to be Scottish, proud to wear a kilt, sick of people calling it a skirt!

Scotttish word repeated in a monochrome heart design using retro fonts. Bampot is a great Scots word for someone you want to insult.

†††††††† MARTI PELLOW GOLF WANG ††††††††††††

A very cute Scotty Dog trio playing fife and drums. A happy Christmas for all. In fact, the more the terrier.

Designed and sold by IAKUKI

This design says 'No idiots' in a variety of Scottish words. Ideal funny gift for the Scot in your life or for someone who wants to learn a new language...

Glasgow for It! (Distressed Variant)

So you've never once wondered what Yoker's like? Mind Boggling ...

Never run with bagpipes wee little Scott...You might get kilt.

So, here's the craic, as the Irish would say: Loads of blokes out there are running around chasing after women and necking pints like there's no tomorrow. And you'll hear lots of folks tut-tutting, saying that's no way to find life's grand purpose. But our cheeky little caption here winks and nudges, "Well, if you don't think women and a good drink are the answer, you must be asking a pretty dull question!"

Lions Rugby fans! Celebrate this Summer's much-anticipated clash between the British & Irish Lions and New Zealand with this extremely unofficial t-shirt for the 2017 rugby Tour. Get yours today!

Limmy / Wrong Way - Down A One Way Street

Hurkle-Durkle. A Scottish language design featuring the word Hurkle-Durkle. A perfect design for someone who loves to lounge in bed after it is time to get up.

Wear the fox hat

Barmy British Slang. A colorful and fun British slang design.

Cartoon humour about the SNP in Scotland. Digital Art.

Limmy // Gies A Chocolate Choux

It's everything a little dog could dream of - Scotch Pies raining from the sky! Well, hey pups, leave those umbrellas at home, cos tonight we're gonna get, absolutely covered in mince and pastry! It's Raining Scotch Pies - Hallelujah! Temperatures Risin' We're mixing up a dough, According to all sauces, The parks the place to go. For tonight for the first time, Just about half past eight, We'll be off the leash and chasin' Scotch Pies that will taste just great!

Digital drawing of Billy Connolly

The question every scots teenager dreads available in a blank questionnaire design. Tick your own box and reply in Scottish!

Limmy / Yoker

Limmy / Yoker

Aries Custom Graphics "Widdecombe & Pump" design. Inspired by the hilarious Chewin' The Fat.

Limmy • Original Retro Fan Art

Limmy •• Original Retro Fan Art

shut it tadger

Seagulls waiting above the job centre in Campbeltown, Scotland

What's the weather gonna be in Glasgow?? Oh, never mind.

Only in Glasgow would you see a traffic cone on top of a police box! Glasgow, the friendly city.

Proper scot

Because not everyone like a white background! We put coloured background onto some of our designs so you now have a choice.

The famous scottish saying that can mean yes, no, maybe, sorry, don't believe you, or in fact anything you need it to mean!

A coloured background version of " Ma Heids Mince", since not everyone likes white

When you need someone to be quiet shout this at them. If they are Scottish they will be quiet, if not they will still be quiet as they try to figure out what you just said!