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The Mary Tyler Moore Show

Life's a short trip. You'll find out.

Life's a short trip. You'll find out.

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Smails' poem at the christening of The Flying Wasp

Caddyshack

Spaulding is going to play golf whether he likes it or not.

*Carl:* So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. *Angie:* A looper? *Carl:* A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something,...

No one keeps Judge Elihu Smalls waiting lest they find themselves on the receiving end of a pointed, "Well...We're waiting."

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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas...

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Judge Smails' poem inspiring vessel.