The Grumpy Old Fart Tapestries

A Grumpy Old Fart makes a To-Do List

The Grumpy Old Fart, a design for the negative older fellas and females in your life. Husbands, bosses, grandparents, friends, and the miserable fella at the end of the bar.

October 1st is the United Nations' (UN) International Day of Older Persons. It is a chance to recognize the significant growth of this population segment.

This is a funny design for a grandfather or any other grouchy old geezer in your life. Or for yourself if you are a proud of being a curmudgeon.

He may come off as bad-tempered, difficult and cantankerous. But trust me when I tell you that a curmudgeon is an independently thinking, extremely idealistic, rational, realist. It’s true, he doesn't suffer fools gladly. However, he is actually a deeply caring individual that chooses to deliver his wishes and opinions in a terse, no-nonsense manner.

"Statler and Waldorf (All Bad)" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs (A Diligent Maniac) for Baddest Shirt Co.

Sunset Old Lady / No Candy for You

Enjoy these gifts for your favorite Old Fart. Look great in this Old Fart T Shirt, Old Fart Sweatshirt, Old Fart Hoodie, Old Fart Tee Shirt and drinking from your Old Fart Mug.

"Statler and Waldorf (Eyesight)" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs (A Diligent Maniac) for Baddest Shirt Co.

For the grumpy old guy who has since gone on to retirement. Good gift for older man with a sense of humor.

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Listen! Hmm?

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Yes I am a Spoiled Son But not Yours I'm the Property of a Freaking Awesome Grumpy Old Mom She's a Bit Crazy & Scares me Sometimes But he Knows More than She Says Thinks more than You Relize SHe Loves me So Much andIf You Mess With me The Beast in Him Will Awake & They'll Never Find Your Body. Yes, She Bought Me This Shirt

The Odd Couple - Alternative Movie Poster

Are you a member of the club? Or do you know a gumpy guy who is a member of the club? Let them announce it with this shirt. Good gift for older man with a sense of humor.

"Statler and Waldorf (Wake Up)" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs (A Diligent Maniac) for Baddest Shirt Co.

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The grumpy old man is looking straight at you. Don’t mess with him!

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You have a right to be a grumpy old man when you’re 85. Good gift for an old guy with a sense of humor.

The grumpy guy is looking straight at you. Don’t mess with him!

You have a right to be a grumpy old man when you’re 75. Good gift for an old guy with a sense of humor.

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Statler and waldorf Muppets is fans tee muppets show clothing merchandise, Statler and waldorf lover. Great gift for your dad, father, grandpa, tween or teen boy or girl. son, daughter, husband, wife or friend It's good for adults too. perfect for a birthday, graduation or any gifts giving ocasion.

For when you're officially old enough to shake your fist and yell alt clouds.

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I Never Dreamed That One Day I'd Become A Grumpy Old Man But Here I Am Killing It. Funny grandpa, grandfather print. Funny graphic for grandpa, grandpa birthday gift.

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Perfect for every possible incarnation of the curmudgeon, be it crusty, cranky, grouchy, surly, extra salty, or good ol’ grumpy old man. While it's true that he may come off as bad-tempered, difficult and cantankerous. But trust me when I tell you that a curmudgeon is an independently thinking, extremely idealistic, rational, realist. It’s true, he doesn't suffer fools gladly. However, he is actually a deeply caring individual that chooses to deliver his wishes and opinions in a terse, no-nonsense manner.

Cranky Old People

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You have a right to be a grumpy old man when you’re 70. Good gift for an old guy with a sense of humor.

Don’t piss me off I have reached that age where a life sentence is not much of a deterrent