Titus Andromedon Tapestries

Titus Andromedon

Titus is lazy

My favorite Titus Andromedon quote ever.

That the foop is this soup?

UKS

Cute simple cartoon style.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt's quotes to make your life better

I think each one of us has already wanted to be unbreakable - one more the other less.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt's quotes to make your life better

Goodbye, Felicia!

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt's quotes to make your life better

Is Pinot Noir your favorite wine? Only if it comes in a box.

A celebration of Titus Andromedon's brilliant song - Pinot Noir. The lyrics of the song are what create the bottle.

“Eurethra!” Celebrate the work of Tina Fey (30 Rock), Amy Poehler (Parks & Rec), and a host of other brilliant, funny, strong women in your life! Perhaps you yourself are that strong women, just trying to have it all. Well, say “Yes!” to life, “Yes!” to love, and “Yes!” to buying my merchandise! If you’ve enjoyed binging on The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt like I have, then you’re already carrying that auto-tuned theme song in your head pretty much all the time. Now you can let everyone else know what’s on your mind grapes. Get one for yourself, or any female in your life who’s STRONG AS HELL.

I'm not playing with you michaeeeel! I have a few other designs similar to this one on my shop!

I'm not playing with you michaeeeel! I have a few other designs similar to this one on my shop!

Lillian's famous battle cry- from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Goodbye, Felicia!

I'm not playing with you michaeeeel! I have a few other designs similar to this one on my shop!

All the things that rhyme with Peeno Noir, Titus Andromedon's ode to black penis (classy!)

A Titus Andromedon quote from Season 04

I HAVE MY LIMITS!