Toonces Tapestries

This was my favorite skit as a kid hands down.

TOONCES - The Cat Who Could Drive a Car

One of the greatest SNL skits of all time, with the best explosion endings ala MacGruber.

Il conduit partout dans la ville, Toonces le chat qui conduit!

One of the greatest SNL skits of all time, with the best explosion endings ala MacGruber.

"He drives around all over the town, he's Toonces the Driving Cat!"

This was my favorite skit as a kid hands down.

This was my favorite skit as a kid hands down.

This was my favorite skit as a kid hands down.

This was my favorite skit as a kid hands down.

This was my favorite skit as a kid hands down.

If Your Cat Is With You

The 1988 United States presidential election was the 51st quadrennial presidential election, held on Tuesday, November 8, 1988. In addition to the traditional candidates, an outside who also happened to be a cat ran as well. Morris' candidacy was announced by way of a press conference which even included an introduction by Eleanor Mondale: "May I introduce a candidate with the quiet demeanor of a Coolidge, the animal magnetism of a Kennedy, and with the honesty of a Lincoln, a candidate who may shed but will never shred, a candidate who stands four square behind the values of life, liberty and the pursuit of din-din." While Morris didn't make the ballot, he ran a tight campaign that he can surely be proud of.

The 1988 United States presidential election was the 51st quadrennial presidential election, held on Tuesday, November 8, 1988. In addition to the traditional candidates, an outside who also happened to be a cat ran as well. Morris' candidacy was announced by way of a press conference which even included an introduction by Eleanor Mondale: "May I introduce a candidate with the quiet demeanor of a Coolidge, the animal magnetism of a Kennedy, and with the honesty of a Lincoln, a candidate who may shed but will never shred, a candidate who stands four square behind the values of life, liberty and the pursuit of din-din." While Morris didn't make the ballot, he ran a tight campaign that he can surely be proud of.

CAT DRIVING TEST

🚗💨 Unleash the Purr-fect Drive 🚗💨 Introducing the "Fur-ocious Driver" Disc Golf T-Shirt, where feline finesse meets fairway flair! Inspired by the legendary Toonces, the driving cat, this tee captures the hilarity of a cat navigating the disc golf course . 😹 Drive, They Said. It'll Be Fun, They Said: Remember Toonces? That cat could drive...sort of. Well, our feline friend has taken up a new sport, and let's just say, trees are about to become the least of your worries on the course. With a cat behind the wheel, every hole's an adventure, and every drive is a leap of faith.