Cretins Pillows

Stuck in the upside down? This guy will be your friend, and friends never lie.

you know it, you love it, and there's nothing you can do about it! Where the big boys play!

Join the class and support the home team with this Tromatic shirt, dripping with school spirit.

Now, you can wear, drink from, or protect your phone with pure nerd gold! This artist rendition is a perfect copy of the real Cretins Guild Championship Belt!

Wear tiki art designed by the great TikiTony for our podcast and support your local nerds!

When The Cretins attended Wrestlemania 33, we knew we where in for a crazy ride!

Don't fool yourself, we have no filter.

How festive do you wanna get? The answer- All of it! Image designed by Thom Solo: https://thomsoloart.storenvy.com/

When Halloween and Cretins Guild mash up! This Thom Solo design will look great as you trek thru your favorite haunted house or Trick Or Treating! Thom Solo: https://thomsoloart.storenvy.com/

so sorry, but all of our 2 houses are filled for today!

This was the OG name of the Cretins Guild Podcast. Relive the glory and nerdy history in all it's Red and White majesty!

Just do as we say, download our podcast on podbean, and no one gets hurt. First person to correctly list every franchise in this image wins a free shirt!

This bold shield will protect you against the evils of boredom, blandness, and apathy! It is also a fearless way of showing your support for the Nerd Or Not podcast! Join the guild!