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Death and hangovers from a heavy nights drinking are one and the same.

Shut up all of you, I'm dying.

Quotes by Bernard Black from Black Books

As uttered by the eponymous Bernard Black from Black Books.

As uttered by the eponymous Bernard Black from Black Books.

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Bernard & Manny & Fran & Black Books. What else do you need in life!

Bernard Black when he comes face to face with cleaner, from the Grapes Of Wrath episode of Black Books.

Or a beard with a face hanging off it. Just one of Bernard Black's perfect insults for Manny.

Something for the shop thats always shut?

One of a series of great quotes from BLACK BOOKS. Check out the others!

One of a series of great quotes from BLACK BOOKS. Check out the others!

One of a series of great quotes from BLACK BOOKS. Check out the others!

Worm saluting the sun. Reference to Black Books S03E01 Manny Come Home

Welcome to the thing, whatever this place is… When Bernard is locked out by the alarm system, he seeks shelter from the rain, and later, temporary employment at Mamba Burger. Now you too can enjoy Hunky Dunkers with Barbecue Hunky Dunky Dip in this Vintage & Detailed Mamba Burger Design. Please be advised, the Mamba Burger does not come with Zesty Cheese, and we cannot accept belts as payment.

You have very dusty cups!

A graphic design of Bernard Black from Balck Books.