Funny Gift Pillows

i knocked over the christmas tree

Funny sayings - Sarcasm and Orgasm

Eat as much as you want with this fantastic Gobble 'til You Wobble Design! The type looks great extended and the colors will hide most gravy stains.

“Seeing this gradation and diversity of structure in one small, intimately related group of birds, one might really fancy that from an original paucity of birds in this archipelago, one species had been taken and modified for different ends” wrote Charles Darwin in his book The Voyage of the Beagle. What Darwin thought were completely different species of birds, which he collected during his voyage on the Beagle, in fact turned out to be different members of the same species. Yet their remarkable differences, especially of the beaks, fascinated Darwin and helped him cement the ideas of transmutation of species and Evolution.

Mrs. Claus asks a little elf to "check it out back there" while at a lingerie store

Ever have the feeling that your cat knows more than you do? Well, coz they do. Why do you think they call it String Theory? I truly believe that our cat overlords created this world and the cats we see today are intergalactic emissaries keeping an eye on things. Enjoy more of our "Physics T shirt collection here":http://www.redbubble.com/people/hereticwear/collections/170581-science

Cat Feelings Chart

The Dachshund Training Dachshund Dog Tricks design sums up perfectly how difficult it is for Dachshund Dog owners to train Dachshunds new tricks

Ugly sweater festive

Funny Mechanic Design that reads: "Curious Enough To Take It Apart Skilled Enough To Put It Back Together Clever Enough To Hide The Extra Parts When I'm Done".

The incredible stench of a hockey bag full of reeking equipment. There's no greater insult. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design!

If you're a tradesman who works with electricity and electrical wiring, then this cool electrician shirt is just for you. This t shirt makes the perfect electrician gift or birthday present for any tradesman with a sense of humor -- apprentice or master!

Holiday cheer spread by holiday snorts

How many digits of Pi can you calculate? Cute design is perfect for the math teacher. Also great for Pi Day.

Come on. Really? No guilt of any kind? Really? Well, you know what they say . . . A Clear Conscience is Usually the Sign of a Bad Memory.

Sasquatch bigfoot Believe In Yourself - Bigfoot believer Vintage Gift

Just another day in the life of Beaker

See why cats are weird in this guide to their anatomy.

Funny History Teacher Design that reads: "History Teachers Always Bring Up The Past". That's just right for a History Teacher who loves teaching history at school.

This shirt is the ultimate ice-breaker... or ice-maker, depending on your social battery. 'Please don't talk to me, I just want to meet your dog' is the mantra for those of us who find four-legged friends more appealing than two-legged conversation. It's the perfect blend of pet love and sardonic humor for the discerning dog enthusiast who's all about paws over prattle.

Funny Sloth Not Fast Not Furious Sloth Quote Cute Sloth Gift

I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

Sometimes the holidays just don't go how you expect. But that's no reason to give up. Let's all be the jolliest bunch when Santa comes down the chimney.

Funny Disc Golf Design that reads: "Sometimes I Can Almost Hear The Trees Laughing". That's just right for a Disc Golf Player playing or attending a Disc Golf Tournament.

The perfect gift for husky lovers! This cute pet dog design features a grey husky with the text, “Which part of aroooooooo do you not understand?” This design makes a great gift for wolf and animal lovers, husky and malamute moms and dads, furries and those part of the furry fandom, friends, and family.

Honor the hockey mom. She's always there yelling for her boy and cheering him up after a tough loss. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design!

This Math Science Funny Mathematics Teacher tee makes a great gift for a man or a woman scientist and mathematics lover. This math shirt for men and women is suitable for a party, celebration, birthday or as a cute present for a student, teacher with a sense of humor who adores jokes and puns.

Design is a cat in a box, with the words, "Tell Schrodinger That I'm Out & That I'm Coming For Him!". Schrodinger's cat, physics humor, nerdy, geeky.

From the ranks of the common men you rose, laying waste to all challengers. Tales of your epic exploits have risen from the carnage of those who would stand in your way. Your stories of inspiration can be found woven into everything from the pre-game speeches of coaches to pre-mission talks of Navy Seal commanders. You are . . . The Man, The Myth, The Legend.

Perfect gift for dogs lovers.

Remember my "High Gothic Halloween Cats"? They are very festive and are now feeling Christmas vibes...

What is Finally a Chef?? Best Chef Gift Idea Typography Design.Find this unique design available in Men and Women T Shirts, Hoodies and Home Decoration Stuff like: Posters, Canvas Prints, Throw Pillows, Stickers, Phone Cases, Tote Bags, Wall Tapestries and more more!!

Funny sayings - Everything happens for a reason.

This funny and punny t-shirt features a beautifully illustrated toad and a great toad pun. This is a great tee for anyone who loves toads, frogs or puns. Makes a great gift for your punny friend or toad loving friend. Any amphibian fan or bad pun collector would enjoy this shirt.

Whether you’re into Ales or Lagers, crave a Pilsner, Wheat, Brown Ale, IPA, Bock, Porter or Stout, imported, domestic or a craft beer masterpiece, you have a special relationship with this blissful brew. Barley and hops are your lovers. You speak to your brew and it speaks through you. You, my friend, are The Beer Whisperer.

"Grandma Knows Everything" - celebrate the wisdom and knowledge passed down through generations with this playful design. Let your grandma know just how special she is. Get this shirt as a tribute to the incredible grandmas in our lives and their timeless advice.