Grow A Pair Pillows

Do you live or work with a few folks that need to "Man Up" or get some kind of motivation to grow or make some decisions, etc.? Well, here is a funny subtle hint for them. A great gift idea for someone you care about that needs that little extra something.

Is it a pun or is it a pear-ody?

Man up, and grab life by the fruit!

Grow A Pair

grow a pear! or a pair. of pears.

Grow A Pear or Grow A Pair, you decide.

Act like a fruit, for god's sake.

Don't be scared, just grow a pear! Funny gardener gift for those who won't put up with timid, indecisive fruit trees!

Men may be physically stronger, but women are tougher. <span class="emoji-outer emoji-sizer"><span class="emoji-inner" style="background: url(chrome-extension://immhpnclomdloikkpcefncmfgjbkojmh/emoji-data/sheet_apple_32.png);background-position:50% 65.98119858989423%;background-size:5418.75% 5418.75%" data-codepoints="1f4aa-1f3fc"></span></span> Oppression and adversity do that to a person.

Man Up

Grow a pair

A bit of good advice set in dynamic typography.

Simple white letters on black background: "Grow a pear." Go on, grow a pear. They're tasty and full of fiber so you'll be happy you did. And don't let anyone tell you how to be a man.