Tea Drunkard Pillows

All the lovely fermented black teas we could round up

A simple cuppa set against a swath of different shades of tea.

All the lovely black teas, but with a dash of milk to make everything go down smooth.

An easy to use reference guide to just how milky you want your tea. Strong though. So you can set a spoon straight up in it.

You are a theic. Wear that with pride. Sure, you will inevitably spill tea all over this shirt many times, but you will look great doing so.

Do you love tea just a little too much? Congratulations! You are a theic! Welcome to our sleepless club of jittery folks. Now tell the world who you are.

Are you a theic? You can stop drinking tea any time you want to. Maybe just one more before going home. Admitting you don't have a problem is the first step toward victory.