Wade Garrett Pillows

In this house, we believe Road House is the best movie ever, as illustrated by these quotes from the man who is the best, Wade Garrett

He's the best damn "cooler" in the business. What he says, goes. All you have to do is follow three simple rules. It's his way or the highway! Remember, it's nothing personal. Just watch his back and take out the trash.

Dalton's the best damn "cooler" in the business. It's his way or the highway! What he says, goes. All you have to do is follow three simple rules. The most important of which is "Be Nice!" Remember, it's nothing personal. Just watch his back and take out the trash.

Dalton's the best damn "cooler" in the business. It's his way or the highway! What he says, goes. All you have to do is follow three simple rules. The most important of which is "Be Nice!" Remember, it's nothing personal. Just watch his back and take out the trash.

Wade Garrett is the best.

Nothing else to add.

Vote for the best. Vote for Dalton and Wade Garrett for 2024.

He'll give it to you straight. "It's My Way or the Highway!", he'll say. So, if anybody that wants to walk, do it now! Dalton's the best damn "cooler" in the business. What he says, goes. Just watch his back and take out the trash.

Represent Dalton's alma mater before you get stitches without anesthesia.

Someone tell Steve that these apply even if he is on his break.

He's the best damn "cooler" in the business. What he says, goes. All you have to do is follow three simple rules. It's his way or the highway! Remember, it's nothing personal. Just watch his back and take out the trash.

The local organization lead by Brad Wesley to protect Jasper from drifters and draft dodgers like Red Webster

What life was like at the Double Deuce before Dalton changed Jasper Missouri (and the world) forever.

The philosophy of Dalton on a shirt.

You know, when I came to this town after Korea there was nothing. I brought the mall here. I got the 7-Eleven. I got the Fotomat here. Christ, JC Penney is coming here because of me. You ask anybody, they'll tell you.

Let this shirt fall on you.

I've never heard that before.

What if your favorite movie about a roadhouse cooler was an 80s-style video game?

He'll give it to you straight. "It's My Way or the Highway!", he'll say. So, if anybody that wants to walk, do it now! Dalton's the best damn "cooler" in the business. What he says, goes. Just watch his back and take out the trash.

This ticket is running on a platform of economic development and prison reform. Ask anyone. They'll tell you.

In this house, we believe Road House is the best movie ever, as illustrated by these quotes from the movie's villain, Brad Wesley.

The only way to pay for something before you try to stab a bouncer.

The philosophy of Dalton on a shirt.

It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.

Dalton's burn on Terry Funk now on a shirt.

A good way to live.

One of the multiple car purchasing options in Jasper, probably due to the presence of a monster truck roaming the town.

Wade Garrett: This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint".