Ace Pigeon

bish bash BOSCH!

Who hasn't written "boobs" on their old Casio? Relive the old skool-days and pretend that you still have a calculator on your desk at work!

enJoi yourself always...

What could be better in the sun than being on the phone knowing that you are also holding a pint o beer!? Hang on... where is the sun? Ok - if you go on holiday...

Take a trip on board the all new DC3

A repro of the free tee you get just before the universe and everything in it implodes in on itself...

When in doubt, ask yourself this question...

Apocalypse a long time ago

Credit to my beautiful Jen, ths one had me in stitches and had to be made! And oh how true eh? Happens to the best of us this growing old thing...

It's a stick up, so thrown your hands in the air, Don't put them down, keep them way up there, Vice, vice, vice, vice, vice...

He's come to fix your cable... oh yeah.

Dah da-dahhh da dah dahhh dada da dah dah dahhh da da dada dahhhh Crazy fool, stop lookin' at my wheels!

Let's keep a stiff upper lip people, stay safe and get through this together!

Speaks for itself really...

Say my name...

The laws of every civilized nation declare Pirates as "Hostis humani generis"; enemies of all mankind. The pirates adhere to a doctrine of their own...war against the world. Spread a little doctrine... If you would like to see anything in my folio or if you have any suggestions or even if you would like a bespoke piece making and uploading to RB please email me - [email protected]

Get that camera looking as menacing as possible with this cover! Freak people out as they only imagine you are about to chase them around with a large... erm... phallic sculpture...

Who isn't afraid of the Kraken? It's also a lovely rum... Buy this and look at it when you are drinking your favourite rum and you will feel proper piratey!

...iPhone in disguise. Yep, another promised design - the transformerphone. And it transforms into... a phone! awesome!

..F A C T! This is one for the creative designers amongst us and something that we should all have at our workstation. Who cares if we don't know who invented the combustion engine and when and where and why etc etc... We create, we are the ones who put the car around it, marketed it and sold it!

Yeah, well, I couldn't help myself... if Blackbeard were alive today - he would kill for one of these for his phone... probably literally. If you would like to see anything in my folio or if you have any suggestions or even if you would like a bespoke piece making and uploading to RB please email me - [email protected]

Another childhood iconic piece of furniture in our living room. Dad's battered Magnum sat aloft his whites... Dad - this one is for you!

The second of the beloved vehicle... goodness knows what is really beneath that ominous blue glow! Snap it on, turn your phone upside down and holy-iphone - you have yourself a batmobile! NOTE - you can't see the sides on the visualisation but I have painstakingly designed it (as with all my car cases (do go and look*)) so that the wheels and sides of the cars appear on the sides. There is more to these than meets the eye! Intrigued? Only one way to find out!

Scare the **** out of your friends when you put your phone on the bar, or send your work mates running from the canteen - arms flailing as you pick up your phone with this... iBomb... whatever!

Just the ticket for right now. Just don't Panic people!

Lights, Camera etc etc... here's a bit of trivia for free - did you know where "it's a wrap" comes from? Wind Real And Print! There you go - every day is a school day - surely that is worth a sale?

Lights, Camera etc etc... here's a bit of trivia for free - did you know where "it's a wrap" comes from? Wind Real And Print! There you go - every day is a school day - surely that is worth a sale?

Welcome to the restaurant at the end of the universe... when is that? In about 5 minutes. Come and watch the end of the universe with a memorable soundtrack played by the infamous Disaster Area - the loudest rock band in the galaxy......Yet again folks - all designed by my fair hand and from memory so a) no conflict of copyright and b) please forgive any errors :)

Purge Purge Purge!!! Here it is - and it took me flippin' ages - but I promised I would get this one done asap. Kind of movie accurate - give me a break - do you know how much detail is on one of these things? Anyway - enjoy! It looks awesome on the 3G by the way - the camera doesn't obscure as much...