afternoontees

Seafood Restaurant Black Text - 2019, restaurant, nancy, drew, seafood, claw, nancydrewtv, cw

SHOW YOUR WORK Black Text - work, show, teachers, school

Born to SWIM forced to go to SCHOOL Black Text - forced, swimming, school, schwimmen, born, swim, notation, go

AWESOME DADS HAVE TATTOOS and BEARDS Black Text - awesome, dads, tattoos, beards

got mac? Black Text - ipod, computers, apple, mac, dork, geek, computer, gotmac, funny, humor

ASK ME ABOUT ORANGE JUSTICE Black Text - emote, game, gift, video, ask, justice, clothes, christmas, birthday, funny, orange, boys, family, present, children, gamers, girls

THE DAILY NEWS Local proctologist loses two fingers in freak accident Black Text - colon, two, local, awareness, butt, cance, daily, doctor, fingers, proctologist, news, accident, loses, cancer, freak, courage, month

ORTHODOX UNIVERSITY Black Text - orthodox, cross, church, christian, university, god, orthodoxy, holy, active, christ, icxc

COAL MINER BECAUSE BADASS MIRACLE WORKER IS NOT AN OFFICIAL JOB TITLE Black Text - job, title, not, official, badass, worker, miner, miracle, coal

defy gravity Black Text - defy, gravity, climbing, rock, sky, snowboarding, skateboarding, diving, extreme, skating, sports, inline

SHE GEEK Black Text - music, enthusiast, female, she, geek, hobbies, expert, blinky88, nerd

Is It Your Birthday ? Black Text - birthday, happy

BELAY! BELAY! Black Text - belay, rock, york, climbing, paltz, new, climber, 2-belay, shawangunk, funny, shirt

DO NOT Make Me Use My Obstetrician Voice! Black Text - pregnancy, baby, wg294_obstetrician, voice, birth, use, obstetrician, funny, not, medical, obstetrics

Tech support is not your fairy godmother Black Text - support, humorous, humor, godmother, tech, funny, help, white-fairy-godmother-1, not, fairy, magical, desk

PREPARE LIKE CRAZY Black Text - crazy, saying, prepare, idiom, funny, idioms

mom is tired because of me. #sorrynotsorry Black Text - babybitbyte, mom, geek, dad, humor, funny, sorrynotsorrymom, sorrynotsorry, green, baby, nerd, tired, hashtag, infant

GULP Black Text - penguin, ten, gulp, animal, humorous, pin, asphalt, -, pins, humor, bowling

Do you even lift heavy objects against gravity? Black Text - body, lift, geek, objects, even, against, building, fitness, heavy, college, gravity, evenliftgravity1c, bro, funny

MAKING AMERICA GREAT * SINCE * -1951- Black Text - 65th, dogs, great, america, cats, -1951-, making, 1953, birthday, gift

PUPPY POWER! Black Text - power, standard, breeds, puppy, funny, schnauzerj, big, holiday, art, design, dogs, gifts, dog

EVOLVE FASTER Black Text - buddha, daoism, balance, faster, buddhist, dao, evolve, buddhism, daoist, evolution

Shut up Black Text - christian, pink, shut, leahy, anna, sftu

WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST season if we CANT SHOOT THEM? Black Text - shoot, funny, can't, why, cant, called, pun, tourist, season, offensive, joke

Just ADD ANIMAL PICTURES Black Text - add, animals, pictures, animal, picture, just

keeping the Adventure Alive Black Text - adventure, keeping, outdoors, paddle, kayak, hike, alive, canoe, lake, camp

Instant Aircraft Mechanic Just add Coffee Black Text - mechanic, just, air, large, aviation, force, engine, airplane, add, plane, aircraft, instant, coffee, jet

saturday sunday monday - ugh Black Text - neko, saturday, ugh, sunday, meh, kitty, monday, kawaii, kitteh, xangetsu, chat, kitties, cats, -

Wuss! Let the feats of strength begin! Black Text - cards, feats, babe, strength, let, holiday, begin, adult, christmas, card, spanking, wuss, festivus

WHERE MY PITCHES AT? Black Text - pitches, sports, life, bowling, at32, hobby

Property of Dave Black Text - mike, dave, property

DO YOU FOLLOW JESUS THIS CLOSELY? Black Text - church, closely, closely?, driving, jesus, follow, christ, christianity, christian, distance, driver, close

MAKING AMERICA GREAT * SINCE * -1952- Black Text - -1952-, america, 65th, dogs, birthday, great, making, cats, gift, 1953

Best. Dad. Ever. Black Text - father, dad., ever, dad, baby, best., da, shirt, shower, best, dada, ever., daddy

THIS IS WHAT AN AWESOME PHARMACIST LOOKS LIKE Black Text - store, pharmacy, alan, drug, technician, pharmacist, darco, alandarco3842, looks, awesome, tech, druggist

sewing Notice Black Text - notion, sewing, hobby, pin, cushion, notice, notions, craft, sew, hobbies