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From Cousin Greg in Succession's season 2 episode "This Is Not for Tears," Greg's courthouse response to Eric Bogosian's Gil Eavis

For all of Bravo's criminal class - "What's clink-clink? What's clink-clink?" —Teresa Giudice, RHONJ

Season 10 Vanderpump Rules Lala Kent is putting in the work!

Whether you're a Stassi or a Dexter, we see your plus-one and are getting out of the way.

We're not calling him D&S, but Tom Sandoval doubled down on being a cyst male multiple times. If you say so, boo!

"I shan't become that, no. Alas Kentucky, Willa. Alas vanity." - Connor Roy, Season 4 Episode 8 of Succession

Love triangles are so high school, just pass the pizza.

So now when I come in contact with a dude who doesn’t quite vibe with me, I’m like, “It’s because you know I’m going to pick up on your scent, and I’m a liability to you.” - Lala Kent of Vanderpump Rules

Just saying, if you're trying to start an MTV drinking game on endless repeats of Ridiculousness, here's a winner, courtesy of Rob Dyrdek.

Just saying, if you're trying to start an MTV drinking game on endless repeats of Ridiculousness, here's a winner, courtesy of Steelo Brim.

"She's like a very stupid demon." Lala Kent on Vanderpump Rules, coining the new Bambi Eyed Bitch

“Information, Greg, is like a bottle of fine wine. You store it, you hoard it, you save it for a special occasion, and then you smash someone’s fucking face in with it.” - Tom Wambsgans [Matthew Macfadyen] on HBO's Succession

"They'll call us the disgusting brothers," - odd couple Tom (Matthew Macfadyen) and Greg (Nicholas Braun)

"The three siblings are in a heated argument when Kieran out of nowhere says, 'OK, let's ask cousin Greg', referring to the 7ft figure. Part of the reason I loved it so much was that our camera operator Ethan [Borsuk] instantly understood the ad-lib and swung his camera over and landed perfectly on the sculpture for the perfect comic reveal. Tragically it was way too funny for the tone of the scene."

Everyone has their favorite restaurants to daydream about eating at one last time - these are some of ours: Kin, Angeli on Decatur (gimme that artichoke sandwich!), K-Paul's, Meaxbar (and all of the drinks!), Big Fisherman Seafood, Crazy Johnnie's Steakhouse, and dear ol' Saint Charles Tavern. Y'all are MISSED.

So, I hear you've made an enormous faux pas and everyone's laughing up their sleeves about your date. Way to go, Greg.

Tom Sandoval needs s-stimuli! Like skinny dipping and shrooms and hang gliding, dude.

"I have self-respect and dignity. Thank God for Kristen, who is unburdened by those anchors."- Stassi Schroeder on Vanderpump Rules

Parks and Recreation - I'm going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole. - Ron Swanson

“Seeing Stassi is a bit like seeing a ghost, a bitchy ghost, a Bitch Ghost.”

You did have sex with her? Rot in hell! - Brittany Cartwright loses her mind on Jax Taylor.

She warned them: what doesn't kill her better run.

Get over the damn pasta! Read between the f*cking lines! It ain't about the pasta! It's not about the pasta! It's not about the pasta!

Uh, no one, Sheree.

“Oh babe, I was born f***ing cool. Everybody f***ing knows it.”

Because we don't have time for weak little boys. NEXT!

See me at City Park about it.

For the ones bouncing back from absolute garbage.

Rise up lil swampborn minions

LOVE YOURSELF!

it's a mood.

A challenger appears.

You mind yours, I'll mind mine.

You have nothing to apologize for.

Because we're Bravoholics and #TeamAriana, plus Schwartz & Sandy's is a dumb name so we fixed it for accuracy.

Make it happen.