Angry Lemonade

SHOCK THE WORLD with this Shockmaster shirt! Just try not to fall on your head while wearing it.

Wearing this shirt tells the world that you're as trustworthy as a snake. Which is pretty trustworthy.

This shirt is intended to be worn by only the roughest, toughest, BADMEN and authentic cowboys! Whether you're beating people up in Japan or in your own backyard, this shirt tells the world that if they mess with the bull... they get the horns!

FEEL THE RAW POWER OF THE WARRIOR'S INJECTION FROM THE GODS ABOVE IN THE FORM OF THIS SHIRT WHICH IS OUT OF CONTRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *snort*