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Bear's bearing arms.

This simple tee has made me some awesome friends through the years.

Imagine being a self aware robot with a heart, trying to ignore all the damage you've done to the environment would be heart (metal heart) breaking.

Fighting in the night, and constantly wanting to go outside then come right back inside.

I think my ice cold heart just might be thawing out...

Never, EVER, piss off a lion.

Up, up, and away....! Wait, did we put in too many quarters?

This union is only ending one way, I love you until death do us part.

The Reaper is really just someone who is incredibly talented at composting remains.

You don’t need a map sailor, just follow the stars…

The one thing that can put anyone in a better mood.

He's been sharpening that bamboo stick for the entire 5 years he spent in jungle prison. Watch out.

Don’t worry, put in a few more quarters and take all of his friends with you as well.

The original bully of the jungle gym.

The most powerful weapon in the world is the one attached to you.

Even the little guy can take out someone much more powerful than him...

I bet you didn’t know your keyboard is part magician.

The Angels above think that bombing for peace is a terrible idea!

I might be feeling a bit brown bear, I might be feeling a bit polar bear.

One bear's trash is another bear's treasure.

You don't want to cross this cat once, let alone 9 times!

Enjoy your favorite book under the shade of the trees and gentle feel of the flowers landing in your hair.

Swimming in the beautiful blue sea underneath the warm sun.

Up, up, and awayyyyyyyy! Hopefully those rocket booster shoes don’t run out.

Intricately crafted fruits, and of course an orange is included.

Sometimes a dinosaur's contract runs out and he has to eat. It's a tough world out there in show business.

The devil didn't want you listening to that little angel on your shoulder anymore.

A favorite childhood game blended into a favorite childhood ride.

Welp, Ms. Pac Man you have A LOT of explaining to do.

The only time you can play rock paper scissors and win every time.

King Kong has nothing on panda's. They're downright dangerous.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I enjoy the good things in life, but those good things just happen to be bad.

A perfect illustration of all the characters you’ll find in any classroom.

We need a re-up of health, stat!

Wash away with the beautiful blue tones of our majestic oceans.