Hoodies by ArsenicAndAttitude

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Paranoid Polaroid

Tags: social distancing, big brother is watching you, paranoia, parody design, parodylogo

Paranoid Hoodie

$39 $32

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Ban shredded cheese!

Tags: america, american, cheese, cheesy, cheesy pun

Make America Grate Again Hoodie

$39 $32

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I've tried so many ways.

Tags: block number, blocks, cell phone, facebook, follow

How Do I Block You IRL? Hoodie

$39 $32

When Life Knocks Me Down, I Usually Lie There And Take A Nap Hoodie

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I get knocked down, but don't get up again.

Tags: antisocial, anxiety, depression, down, funny

When Life Knocks Me Down, I Usually Lie There And Take A Nap Hoodie

$39 $32

I Can't Miss You If You Don't Leave. Hoodie

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Are you still here?

Tags: go away funny, humor, leave, sarcasm, sarcastic

I Can't Miss You If You Don't Leave. Hoodie

$39 $32

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Social distancing is good anytime.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, crowded, crowds, funny

Do I Look Like A People Person? Hoodie

$39 $32

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No motto of life needed, thank you.

Tags: cliche, funny, humor, inspiration, inspirational

Live Laugh Leave Hoodie

$39 $32

You Do You. ...Just Do It Elsewhere. Hoodie

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Just go over there. Waaaayyy over there.

Tags: go away, go away funny, hate people, humor, introvert

You Do You. ...Just Do It Elsewhere. Hoodie

$39 $32

Keep Talking, I'm Diagnosing You. Hoodie

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....and how does that make you feel?

Tags: psychology, diagnose, sarcasm, mental, shrink

Keep Talking, I'm Diagnosing You. Hoodie

$39 $32

An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away If You Throw It Hard Enough Hoodie

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Right tool for the right job

Tags: an apple a day, an apple a day keeps the doctor away, apple, apples, doctor

An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away If You Throw It Hard Enough Hoodie

$39 $32

Yet, Despite The Look On My Face, You Are Still Talking Hoodie

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Get a clue. Move along. Goodbye.

Tags: and yet despite the look on my face, go away, go aways, humor, sarcasm

Yet, Despite The Look On My Face, You Are Still Talking Hoodie

$39 $32

My Dog Makes Me Happy. You, Not So Much Hoodie

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Like Charlie Brown used to say, Happiness is a warm puppy!

Tags: pet lovers, i love dogs, dog, pet love, i love dog

My Dog Makes Me Happy. You, Not So Much Hoodie

$39 $32

If You Say Gullible Really Slowly, It Sounds Like Oranges. Hoodie

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Did you know the word 'gullible' is not even in the dictionary? Go ahead, look it up. I'll wait.

Tags: humor, listen, sarcasm, test, think

If You Say Gullible Really Slowly, It Sounds Like Oranges. Hoodie

$39 $32

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No. Just stop. In fact, just go away.

Tags: can you not, dark, go away, humor, please

Can You... Not? Hoodie

$39 $32

A Large Group Of People Is Called A "No Thanks" Hoodie

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Social distancing is good anytime.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, anxiety, crowd, funny

A Large Group Of People Is Called A "No Thanks" Hoodie

$39 $32

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Nobody cares.

Tags: sarcasm, care, nobody cares, dont, dont care

Spoiler Alert - I Don't Care! Hoodie

$39 $32

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But what if...?

Tags: anxiety, introvert, hang on, overthinker, overthink

Stop! Let Me Overthink This. Hoodie

$39 $32

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I'm out!

Tags: circus, clown, monkey, retire, retired

Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys Hoodie

$39 $32

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Not safe for work.

Tags: black, content, humor, joke, meme

NSFW Hoodie

$39 $32

Some People Just Need A High Five... To The Face... With A Chair. Hoodie

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Hey, let's celebrate!

Tags: chair, chairs, dark, funny, high5

Some People Just Need A High Five... To The Face... With A Chair. Hoodie

$39 $32

I'm Here - What More Do You Want? Hoodie

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Isn't that enough?

Tags: here, enough, im here and i stay, heres johnny, humor

I'm Here - What More Do You Want? Hoodie

$39 $32

It's A Great Day To Leave Me Alone Hoodie

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Go away.

Tags: social distancing, antisocial, go away, anti social, sarcasm

It's A Great Day To Leave Me Alone Hoodie

$39 $32

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Coffee on the brain... always.

Tags: i love coffee, java, caffeine addict, espresso, caffeine

Pot Head Hoodie

$39 $32

You Smell Like Drama And Headache Hoodie

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Save the drama for your mama!

Tags: antisocial, go away, headache, introvert, leave me alone

You Smell Like Drama And Headache Hoodie

$39 $32

If Karma Doesn't Smack You, I Will! Hoodie

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What goes around, comes around.

Tags: destiny, force of nature, forces, humor, humour

If Karma Doesn't Smack You, I Will! Hoodie

$39 $32

Sorry I'm Late, I Got Here As Soon As I Wanted To Hoodie

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Sorry, not sorry.

Tags: always late, always late but worth the wait, humor, late, probably late for something

Sorry I'm Late, I Got Here As Soon As I Wanted To Hoodie

$39 $32

You Talk So Much Your Initials Should Be TMI Hoodie

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Like RUN DMC said - "Your mouth is big, size extra large, and when you open it, it's like my garage!"

Tags: babble, big mouth, blah blah blah, ramble, rambler

You Talk So Much Your Initials Should Be TMI Hoodie

$39 $32

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Don't get too close.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, cactus, humor, introvert

Not Really A Hugger Hoodie

$39 $32

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What goes around, comes around.

Tags: live life, energy happiness wealth, what goes around comes around, meditation, good vibes

I Saw That. - Karma Hoodie

$39 $32

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Time to move along. Go away.

Tags: bye, dark, done, go away, goodbye

You Read My Shirt. Hoodie

$39 $32

Good Morning. I See The Assassins Have Failed. Hoodie

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Good employees are so hard to find these days

Tags: murder you, assassin, attempted murder, dead, death

Good Morning. I See The Assassins Have Failed. Hoodie

$39 $32

If No One Is Out To Get You, You're Not Paranoid Enough Hoodie

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I always feel like someone's watching me...

Tags: anxiety, crazy, nervous, overthink, overthinking

If No One Is Out To Get You, You're Not Paranoid Enough Hoodie

$39 $32

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Carpe all day!

Tags: money, money maker, inspiration, go for it, make money

Carpe Dime - Seize the Money Hoodie

$39 $32

I Don't Sing In The Car. I Perform. Hoodie

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All for an audience of one. Me.

Tags: performer, karaoke, performing, music is life, singing

I Don't Sing In The Car. I Perform. Hoodie

$39 $32

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I've got my mental red pen out.

Tags: english, grammar nazi, grammar police, hate people, humor

Silently Correcting Your Grammar Hoodie

$39 $32

I'm In Therapy For Being A Kleptomaniac Hoodie

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When it gets too bad, I have to take something for it.

Tags: help, shoplifter, thieves, stealing, thief

I'm In Therapy For Being A Kleptomaniac Hoodie

$39 $32

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