asktheanus

Sharketing is the "art" of doing social media marketing from a laptop or mobile device while taking a big wet juicy sh*t. So, if you know anyone who does this, here's an ideal present for them.

Going down the gym eh? Well I don't know about you but sometimes it ain't tears I'm feeling...

Hating Mondays and Math - anyone who doesn't hate both is in a minority...

Question: What’s the difference between a politician and Harry Potter? Answer: None - They both live in a world of make believe.

I think Facebook should have a constitution instead of regulations, bearing in mind some people this that Facebook Police exist. If so I think they must have a Filth Amendment that puts people in the so called Facebook Jail!

Where methane comes from in the Universe

Anal Air - Born on the wind, how else could have it been born? At the moment it's trying to get permission to fly to Quahog International Airport. One thing to note, Quagmire is not one of the pilots...

Hating Mondays and Math - anyone who doesn't hate both is in a minority...