Resistance Kitty wants to help us Make Orange Great Again! 😻🧡

This is the longest build up to a season finale ever! Is it Mueller Time yet?

The purrfect resistance companion, our top-selling fierce feline guides your every chant and march.

Lock him up!

Get your free kisses from Resistance Pittie! 💋

Free kisses from one of our newest resistance friends, Resistance Collie! 💋

It’s a free-for-all! Conservative politicians — never paragons of ethical behavior, let’s be real — have completely given into their basest instincts. They are abandoning all pretense of upholding our country’s ideals and laws and are now participating in a craven money and power grab. They are a joke. Let’s joke about them. And never let anyone forget how pathetic they are.

Inspired by the youth leaders from Parkland, Florida.

A play on the Start Seeing Motorcycles bumper sticker, this tee encourages others to see how much we rely on each other on our social compact.

An 86/45 shirt allows you to go semi-undercover, but stay easily recognizable to other members of the resistance in unfriendly territory.

We started by making hyphenated-American shirts with messages like “Authentic Mexican-American.” The authenticity is in the wearer. We like the name and now you can wear it with pride in these trying times.

“We hear this is the ‘new normal’ but this is not a normal Americans should want to get used to accepting.” - Dan Rather

We here at Authentic American think the online insult “snowflake” is pretty funny. Snowflakes are part of the Earth’s endless and enduring water cycle, an amazing process of evaporation and transpiration, condensation, precipitation, and infiltration. It has carried on — with or without us humans — for millennia. There is no matter or energy lost in this world, and there is something comforting in that. A snowflake melting, rather than a display of weakness, is actually a fascinating display of transmutation. We embrace the title, just as we embrace scientific fact and humankind’s inevitable progress. We designed this tee for lovers of snowflakes, science and truth.

A girl can dream.

Global warming is not a hoax by the Chinese

The double standard of shushing women, while men are permitted to hold forth, cannot stand. Elizabeth Warren’s actions in the face of Mitch McConnell’s blatant sexism make us want to stand up and cheer! His infamous words will go down in history as the retrograde ramblings of a weak, sad man. This variation has leafy stems accenting the syllables in softly stylized typography, but says the words just as proudly: “Nevertheless she persisted” — and so will we!

The double standard of shushing women, while men are permitted to hold forth, cannot stand. Elizabeth Warren’s actions in the face of Mitch McConnell’s blatant sexism make us want to stand up and cheer! His infamous words will go down in history as the retrograde ramblings of a weak, sad man. This variation has leafy stems accenting the syllables in softly stylized typography, but says the words just as proudly: “Nevertheless she persisted” — and so will we!

Tremendous dissent. Sad!

If you get some flour on this shirt, it will just look like part of the design.

Science is real

Visualize whirled peas

Ask yourself: what would Bernie do?

A leafy wreath of kindness.

Cursive cursing.

From our hyphenated American collection.

From our hyphenated American collection.

Science is real

“Lordy, I hope there are tapes!” – Jim Comey

Kamala Harries is the junior United States Senator from California!