axiomfox

Brilliant. I sure can't think of anything more productive to do in the midst of a blazing inferno.

Not on your watch! Let people know you mean business. Slackers beware.

A quintessential Engrish proverb to remind us that we definitely need stuff to get stuff done in this life that's filled to the brim with stuff, stuff, and more stuff.

Seafood ID is the best ID.

A quintessential Engrish proverb to remind us that we definitely need stuff to get stuff done in this life that's filled to the brim with stuff, stuff, and more stuff.

The timeless Engrish proverb.

When the fed up restaurant owner's had a few too many sick customers lately. Watch out!

If you're going to, might as well do it carefully, right?

Everyone's favorite Engrish superhero. With great biceps come, uh... big heavy weights. Yeah.

Octopus ID is the best ID.

No cocks. No butts. No coconuts. Rules to live by.

Tell everyone off, Engrish-style.

Be bold. Show your undying love for... you know. The Engrish world doesn't judge.