BarkandStick

Not just a Greyhound, not just a racing dog, not just a silly little guy, not just THE FASTEST DOG IN THE WORLD. This good boy is speeed.

Be great and be powerful. That's what this little dachshund wants you to do. Be the greatest you ever could be with this little guy by your side.

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Quick as a lick, and faster than spit. This blue heeler is ranching his way to financial freedom. Only a few more years and he'll have it all, but first the herd. The HERD comes first. The Job. It's hard work, but he does it. Without no belly achn' neither.

Functionally blind, this brightly colored doggo uses his cybernetic enhancements to fly to and from his destination. (we wont talk about what he does between point a and b) He's flown 431 successful missions against the cats of neondom.

It's hip, its urban. No, it's just some scribbles :). I hope you enjoy my urban streetwear inspired French bulldog design!

He's already stolen your girl, your mom and even your dad. Go back to class letting the bois know you've graduated from rizz university. Now you know exactly how to talk to women. (that's a lie, but at least you look cool!)

Vaporwave aesthetic is just another way to say blurry.

The little one whose sprit you're sensing has passed on along time ago. Give her a place in your heart, and let the ghosts in. All we need is your permission :)

You are being watched, listened too and maybe even served an ad for this design. That's right, I can hear you right now. I'm sending 4 units of dachshunds directly to your door. Be afraid.

Are you too round? Can you also not get up? Well then, join the club. We are those too round to fit into places seamlessly, they charge us extra just to sit in a seat. Join the revolution! Round Wieners Today! Call your local senators and tell them, ROUND WIENERS OR WE WALK.

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Those old memories remind us that we are not alone, maybe they were better times, but maybe we think too much. Maybe our rose-colored glasses ruin our future as much as taint the past.

Wiener dogs do things, things that are funny, cute and sometimes horrifying. We're looking at you Roomba! Make sure everyone else... all your loved ones and friends and family and that neighbor you spoke too once, let them all know what you're into with this classic shirt.

Does your throat get sore? Mine does too. Its from all that howling at the moon I do. I was tried of it and decided to head to the moon myself. I'll howl at the earth instead!

This jobless heathen of a dog needs to make money, he can't do that because his ex keeps calling all the shops he applies to and tells them about his "proclivities". (he breaks in at night and throws punk band concerts inside)

Face it, you have too many plants if you can't see out of a window. I'm not suggesting there is anything wrong with that, but COME ON, you gotta be able to reach the dang door! We see you and appreciate you plant lovers out there!

You've heard it before, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Well, what happens when you're a dog, and the rest are a bunch of fish? Nothing. You eat a lot of sea food.

In the wild, where the creaks and trees flow and blow, there was a dog. Standing watch over his owner. The loyal dog stood sentinel over his best friend but did not comprehend his stillness. He wondered why they no longer played fetch or why they haven't left the forest. He did not understand.

A few surgeries here, a few mods there and BOOM now you're a bionic monster that everyone's afraid of. I'm still the same pooch I've always been baby. Come give me a lick.

This sad little pupper only wants love, and maybe some pets. Please give him some pets.

a dachshund rests upon the crescent moon, enveloped in a celestial embrace. This artwork explores the mystical bond between the cosmos and earthly creatures, suggesting a shared destiny among the stars. The dachshund, often a symbol of curiosity and spirit

Sometimes you just need a little help. Sometimes you get it, other times you don't. This is one of those times. You just gotta keep your head above the water line. Keep going.

You're under arrest partner. For being a little cutie. That'll be 5 to life with me. forever. please? This cute sheriff isn't with the paw patrol and their fancy police cars. He still rides a horse or would if he could reach.

The ocean is just too big for my tiny paws. How am I supposed to get anywhere? All I see is water for miles and miles. I can't help you, if I can't help myself.

Be a dog. Wake up. Run. Eat. Play. Repeat. That's the life. This pupper can't do those things now. Love your pets and cherish them forever.

This classic brown dachshund is a testament to the breed as a whole. These little guys were breed to fit into holes and grab the goods. They do less hole hopping and more cute napping nowadays, but still I'm sure a few still go down the rabbit hole.

"Digital Hound of Tomorrow" envisions the classic dachshund through a futuristic lens, blending the charm of this beloved breed with the cutting-edge aesthetics of cyberpunk. Decked out in advanced cybernetic gear and sporting visors that could scan anything and everything.

Stop by a local shelter and donate time or some other items they might be looking for. Way too many cute puppers are left outside to fend for themselves. Take care of your local trash dogs and volunteer at shelters!

This flaming dog straight from the pits of hell is here to lend a helping hand. For example... just spit balling, but what if you woke up in the middle of the night and he's just looking at you. Would that be fun? He thinks so.

This cute baby angel comes from the sky to lift you up. They want you to be loved and happy. They only wish the best for you and yours.

Don't worry about it dog. Those feelings you felt? Yeah, those don't matter. Don't think about it. Move on and just live your life.

Tech'd out with the latest in cybertronics this dashing dachshund is ready to take on the future. He has to work a 9-5 and contribute to the family now that he can read.

Sick and tired of people saying punk is dead. It never died. He never let it. Sure it might take a few hours to do his hair and YEAH maybe he has to work at a gas station because of his face tattoos, but HE IS PUNK BABY.