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The young future Prince of the Forest has a life full of stoic responsibility and stud duties to look forward to, but for now he can cut loose and enjoy the gleeful pursuits of a carefree youth... such as target-blasting butterflies with his farts. I'm sorry. I blame my poor upbringing.

You deserve a quack today. Ronald McDonald + Donald Duck.

Thought it couldn't get any more ridiculous than the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Add Goofy to the mix, and you get the Flying Spaghoofy Monster. Absurd!

Hakuna Meat-ata!

It's the second in my series of GENERAL MILLS MONSTER CEREALS parodies, smershing together that fruity ghost Boo Berry with Breaking Bad. Heisenberg has cooked up a brand new breakfast cereal to help peddle his distinctly-hued meth -- it's a (artificial) blueberry flavored frosted cereal with blue methmallow crystals! Plus, you get a free Pizza Frisbee right in the box! Bonus!

Be afraid. Be very afraid with this homage to David Cronenberg's horror classic remake of THE FLY.

An Ed Roth (Rat Fink) inspired take on COMA, the DOOF WARRIOR from MAD MAX: FURY ROAD. A collaboration design with Poopsmoothie!

An Ed Roth (Rat Fink) inspired take on IMMORTAN JOE from MAD MAX: FURY ROAD. A collaboration design with Poopsmoothie!

An Ed Roth (Rat Fink) inspired take on Imperator Furiosa from MAD MAX: FURY ROAD. A collaboration design with Poopsmoothie!

"If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings; but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful." -- H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

H.P. Lovecraft's Great Old One Cthulhu has been interpreted in many different ways, but none has been quite so pleasing to the eye as the the Elder Goddess Cthulhia!

Fed up with the massive, eye-gougingly frustrating amount of corruption, partisan bickering and ignorant nonsense within the political system? Don't blame me, I voted for Mayor McCheese!

A pop-art homage to the ancient Egyptian curse-enforcer from the Universal Monsters and Hammer Horror series of films.

The ancient reptilian swamp-deity holds captive one of the myriad water-nymphs that inhabits the watery realm, draining her of her power to add to his own.

"Oh Yeah?" "Hell No!!" What kind of friendly sugary kids' beverage mascot busts through houses just to quench kids' thirst?! This evil twin of a popular mascot just likes busting through houses -- I don't think he cares much about delivering beverages -- just beatings!

It's a mashup of two childhood favorites: the infamous feces-dyeing monster cereal Franken-Berry with the 70's-80's sci-fi TV sensation Battlestar Galactica. Shiny robot marauders need to eat a complete breakfast, too, y'know! And yes, the "toy surprise" robot-dog, featured in the show, was in fact a chimpanzee in a full-body costume and helmet! Creepy!

"Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects... don't have politics. They're very... brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can't trust the insect." An homage to David Cronenberg's classic 1986 remake of THE FLY.

Hoth may be the coldest planet in a galaxy far, far away (or at least in the Hoth system), but as a tourist destination, it can't be beat! Guests can explore the ruins of abandoned Echo base, ski some of the most heart-pounding slopes in the galaxy, explore ice caves or ride a Taun-Taun! Watch out for deadly Wampas and the occasional Probot, though! For a refreshing treat during your stay, try one of their Icy Hoth frozen drinks -- in four amazing flavors! Based on a concept by Tristian Boykin.

The Burger that shall not be consumed by mortal man! Fast food has never been so fearsome!

Keymaster meets Gatekeeper and they both turn into demon-dogs. There is no Dana, there is only Zuul. Who you gonna call?

In the Wasteland, after the world crumbled and men began to feed on men, the gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice, and only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive... those like Wez, the tempestuous, mad lieutenant of Lord Humungus' gang of marauders.

Vampires are nasty and dangerous to tangle with. If you're gonna stake one through the heart, it's best to do it while they're in bat form. Definitely requires better aim, but you're less likely to get thrown across the room or out a window. Trust me.

BOOM! The Thunderbird beats its mighty wings as it streaks across the plains of North America. Thunder and wind are stirred up in its wake as it claps its wings together. Bolts of lightning flash from its eyes, arcing across the billowing black clouds, illuminating the path of its flight and sending children and animals fleeing in terror.

On your urgent journey through Hyrule, helpful folks may tell you "Dodongo dislikes smoke." Actually, Dodongo ENJOYS the occasional smoke… but don’t tell his mother! If you grew up during the glorious advent of LEGEND OF ZELDA on the Nintendo Entertainment System, and you were lucky enough to experience the rapturous excitement of plugging that shiny golden cartridge into your NES for the very first time, then surely the gods have smiled on you yet again by making this 8-bit masterpiece available to you.

It's INHUMAN what sort of horrific subterranean creatures might lie in wait beneath the earth's crust… BeastPop's homage to the "Tendril" character from the 80's cartoon/toy line INHUMANOIDS

Thank God It's Friday… the 13th! Supernatural hockey-masked killer Jason Voorhees strikes again, proving that 13 is truly the unluckiest number for the teens of Camp Crystal Lake!

There's nothing quite as spectacular as good old fashioned laser sword battles between space wizards that happened way back when in a galaxy really really far away.

They say "The Truth Is Out There", and things seem to be getting worse and worse down here, so… let's get the heck out of here and start over somewhere else! A parody of Fox Mulder's "I Want to Believe" poster.

"Is this gonna be a stand-up fight, sir, or another Bug Hunt?" This artwork is my beefed-up version of the nosecone art featured on the Colonial Marines' dropships in the movie ALIENS. When the situation gets hot and heavy, it's wise to call in those very tough hombres, the Colonial Marines! They've mastered the art of Bug-Stomping and they're ready to clean up with all the tools at their disposal, be it tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, sonic electronic ball breakers, nukes, knives, sharp sticks… you get the point.

"It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world." The world crumbled, and only the strong and resourceful would survive. Colonel Joe Moore died and rose from the ashes of the old world as Immortan Joe, leader of the War Boys, and escaping his grasp is no easy task, though Mad Max Rockatansky is sure as hell going to try.

One of the hardest and most frustrating video games ever made for the Nintendo Entertainment System, Capcom's GHOSTS 'N' GOBLINS gets the Beast-makeover in this reworked version of the original game cartridge cover art.

"Come in, Ray." "Venkman! I saw it, I saw it, I saw it!" "It's right here, Ray. It's looking at me." "He's an ugly little spud, isn't he?" "I think he can hear you, Ray." "Don't move -- it won't hurt you!" "Aaaaaaaaggghhhhh!" "Venkman! Pete! Venkman, what happened -- are you okay?" "He slimed me." "That's great! Actual physical contact! Can you move?"

"This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!" Well, things don't always go as planned, especially when the chosen form of Gozer the Destructor is a giant Marshmallow Man. It's time for a marshmallow roast, Ghostbusters!

Marxist guerrilla revolutionaries are no match for the mighty Alien! BeastPop continues to have fun desecrating iconic figures as poor Che Guevara went and got himself facehugged! Soon, he'll be giving birth to something revolutionary indeed -- a brand new baby Alien. Congratulations, Che! ¡Viva la Reproduccion!

When you really wanna lay bare-knuckle beating on some chump, but your weak and slender human hands just aren't fit for the task, there's only one solution: GORILLA GLOVES!! Paste a primate-powered punch across that punk's puss and he'll pester you no more!

A playful homage to the waxpack art from the classic MARS ATTACKS trading card series from the swingin' 60's featuring (what else) brutish gorillas in place of bug-eyed martian invaders! This shirt was featured in the sitcom COMMUNITY -- worn by Abed in the Season 3 finale.