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One of the hardest and most frustrating video games ever made for the Nintendo Entertainment System, Capcom's GHOSTS 'N' GOBLINS gets the Beast-makeover in this reworked version of the original game cartridge cover art.

"Come in, Ray." "Venkman! I saw it, I saw it, I saw it!" "It's right here, Ray. It's looking at me." "He's an ugly little spud, isn't he?" "I think he can hear you, Ray." "Don't move -- it won't hurt you!" "Aaaaaaaaggghhhhh!" "Venkman! Pete! Venkman, what happened -- are you okay?" "He slimed me." "That's great! Actual physical contact! Can you move?"

"This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!" Well, things don't always go as planned, especially when the chosen form of Gozer the Destructor is a giant Marshmallow Man. It's time for a marshmallow roast, Ghostbusters!

Marxist guerrilla revolutionaries are no match for the mighty Alien! BeastPop continues to have fun desecrating iconic figures as poor Che Guevara went and got himself facehugged! Soon, he'll be giving birth to something revolutionary indeed -- a brand new baby Alien. Congratulations, Che! ¡Viva la Reproduccion!

When you really wanna lay bare-knuckle beating on some chump, but your weak and slender human hands just aren't fit for the task, there's only one solution: GORILLA GLOVES!! Paste a primate-powered punch across that punk's puss and he'll pester you no more!

A playful homage to the waxpack art from the classic MARS ATTACKS trading card series from the swingin' 60's featuring (what else) brutish gorillas in place of bug-eyed martian invaders! This shirt was featured in the sitcom COMMUNITY -- worn by Abed in the Season 3 finale.

"There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."

Sing it with me! "Handmurder Helper ... helped her hands murder. Hellllped her make a great kill!"

Spread the word against overpriced status-symbol coffee! And remember, folks, don't post pictures of your coffee on social media. No one cares!