Elf on a Shelf ain't got nuthin' on Greedo in a Speedo. We all can agree on one thing when looking at this sexy emerald beast, Han shot first, and so would you.

"I love you." "Roll for it..." "Crit." "Aww yeah."

What's his name?! He must be more machine than man!

Only available in the blackest of black, Krampus Koffee is the devilish drink of the season. Have you been naughty? I bet you have. Drink up.

You know, I know it, now the world needs to know it, darling.

Make America Grovel Again! He is Vigo!

Join this party in an encounter of cuteness. They have advantage on all CHA checks, for sure. Roll for scritches.

Elf on a Shelf ain't got nuthin' on Greedo in a Speedo. We all can agree on one thing when looking at this sexy emerald beast, Han shot first, and so would you.