Benign Lives

Drax is a Destroyer of language. Anulax/Harbulary Batteries reimagined as a vingage automotive brand.

A tribute to lost youth, and the hangouts that we all wasted time in. I wanted to reimagine Whiny Luke's classic reference as a old gas station.

"I had friends on that Death Star." A statement of geopolitical reality wrapped in a Star Wars reference, gently distressed.

Ill-mannered people often resort to violence. That's what it says. You wanna fight about it?

If you're from New England, you know.

Kids, don't talk to strange military personnel in public! Callback to the internet-famous "Fensler films" of 2003.

When you're more than just Hungry-Hungry!

Sorry, we're NOPE.

When you just can't.

For those occasional days when you're just completely out of F's, it's good to give folks fair warning.

Why is that llama so happy, anyway?

This one is for the night owls.

Rainbow Fruity Hoops were a little-known Australian knock-off of a more popular (although less colorful) American brand of fruit-ring cereal.

It's true. You spend a lot of time on the Harvard campus.

Dedicated to that most-delicious study.

Collective action! Resist! We can do it! Together.

The Taj Mahal of late-nite shawarma.

Bank of America is trash.

Sometimes when friends overlap the result is magic.

The military radio alphabet is fun.

Maker's gotta make.

(aka "Ayer's Rock") Uluru - Kata Tjuta is a natural sandstone monolith in the Australian outback. To the native Anangu people, it is the site of incredible mystical shit.

Part one in a series documenting unusual creatures of North America.

The military radio alphabet is fun.

Maker's gotta make.

Winning, losing...we've all done both.

Your favorite pretend-fancy destination for strip mall extravagance. (Meta: Graphic logo depicting the real reason people go to the Olive Garden)

"I had friends on that Death Star." A statement of geopolitical reality wrapped in a Star Wars reference, gently distressed.