Bettye Janes

Where were you when this historic match took place?!?

Let the world know what you were made to do!

Mulder believed in time lords.

Cats who can take selfies AND type?! That’s just crazy.

From the slums of Tattooine to you.

If you know, you know...

It doesn't matter if you like music or if you like band. Now you can have both!

What happens when you mix the best handheld food with the hardest rocking band you've ever seen? This. This happens.

We all need something to believe in. I want to believe there's a galaxy far, far away.

Really, who disturbed who?

From the Bettye Jane's archives, originally drawn by THE Isaac Stone and reMIXED by Bettye herself.

So you like younger cats...big whoop! At least you're a CLASSY COUGAR

I mean the message is pretty clear...

At least that's what my sister-in-law says...

Remember the folding page in the back of Mad Magazine? this is kinda like that... Grab the bottom around the word "Lit" and pull up to meet the word "Get" for a surprise!

It's a sensitive subject but it needs to addressed. Period.

If eating healthy is your thing...this is NOT the shirt for you.

You'd think he said get on top the way she's looking at him...

It doesn't take a chef to know when it's just too hot!

It doesn't take a chef to know when it's just too hot!

Proud member since 1989

Your favorite stoner metal band...