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A quote from my uncle which I thought was amusing enough to be T-shirt worthy

By request of my neurodivergent friend.

Want to make it clear that you are just a person on the street and not a corporate shill? Why not buy a shirt proclaiming your veracity.

When you can't hear them, maybe they can understand this

You can't hear her...she won't listen to you. Created by request

Just want a mask? Nothing fancy? Well here you go. If you have any Canadian friends, they will totally get this. (I've included it as a shirt but obviously don't get that)

I'm not sure what my buddy did, but his sister in law commissioned me to make this for her...

The slogan that was intended for a Japanese theme park is the perfect motto for 2020. (And on a personal note, I've been doing this for years) And would look great on a mask, shirt, flag or anywhere really.

Literally every time I go out in public lately this runs through my head on a loop

It wasn't supposed to be like this, it was supposed to be zombies.

Eventually they will treat you like a servant again, but right now you're an ESSENTIAL EMPLOYEE!

In 2019 they were 'unskilled minimum wage labour, but watch out, because in 2020 we found out they were actually ESSENTIAL EMPLOYEES!!! Which was totally true since the beginning. Also available in US spelling

In 2019 they were 'unskilled minimum wage labor, but watch out, because in 2020 we found out they were actually ESSENTIAL EMPLOYEES!!! Which was totally true since the beginning.

Let people know that you were an essential servant at the end of days! I'm sure they'll treat you better knowing you were out in harms way while they were complaining about staying at home and spending time with their families! Also available in black text.

Let people know that you were an essential servant at the end of days! I'm sure they'll treat you better knowing you were out in harms way while they were complaining about staying at home and spending time with their families! Also available in white text. (The barcode is for toilet paper)

If you want something to remember 2020 with, why not a 1600's fashion icon?

This shirt was made for reasons. Reasons that kept me from ending up in the news. So yeah, if you could come in Sunday, that'd be great.

Getting away from it all, while bringing a huge part of it with you. There's no fun like Family Fun!

My son is a powerlifter and this idea sort or came up in conversation at the gym recently....

I was asked to make this and I did. I know not why. Perhaps some day I will, and then I will change this.

I have a Fitbit and I walk an average of 14000 steps a day. My son calls me the 'step whore' & says that he had a father once, but he lost me to the streets. I am not affiliated with fitbit in any way & expect this to be removed shortly.

I have a Fitbit and I walk an average of 14000 steps a day. My son calls me the 'step whore' & says that he had a father once, but he lost me to the streets. Fitbit logo is used without permission. I am not affiliated with fitbit in any way & expect this to be removed shortly.

Woooo! By wearing the colors & totems of my preferred sports team I will participate in their success! Go, my team!

Woooo! By wearing the colors & totems of my preferred sports team I will participate in their success! Go, my team!

Victory in the Competition!

Victory in the Competition!

By request, an 80's style photo of me in an Elvis wig. Why buy a shirt with a famous person's face on it when you could buy thins one?

Have a white friend that loves Chinese characters but will never look them up? Maybe they have a regrettable tattoo that they think means 'hope' or 'free spirit'. This may be the perfect shirt/mug/wall hanging for them! Literally 'Ghost Man', Gweilo is a common (sometimes derogatory) Cantonese term for white people.

Need a shirt for that staff party / family reunion / intervention / team building trip / performance review you've been dreading? Look no further!

"Charles Mulligan’s Steakhouse, the best damn steakhouse in the damn state."

I do some graphic design work & whenever someone brings in 'something cute I saw online that maybe you could just whip up' this runs through my head. A friend suggested it would work on a T-shirt.

Whenever someone brings me 'something cute I saw online that maybe you could just whip up' this runs through my head. A friend suggested it would work on a T-shirt, which is more than a little ironic.

I do some graphic design work & whenever someone brings in 'something cute I saw online that maybe you could just whip up' this runs through my head. A friend suggested it would work on a T-shirt.

Need something to wear to court? Going in for jury selection? Participating in a police lineup? Taking the Bar exam? By request

Need something to wear to court? Going in for jury selection? Participating in a police lineup? By request

Just what some non-descript person standing on the periphery would wear. Not a statement in any way. By request.