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"I was the greatest, dude, you should have seen me back then! I put in my time, I don't have to impress anyone now! Because I was great then!" A perfect gift, for faded glory.

Just trying to be supportive in my one small way.

No idea how this happened. But it did. In space, no one can hear you dunk.

My advice to everyone who wants to give me advice...

We have Issues

A land without borders. A land without walls. A land without continental shift. A hypothetical but likely super continent. Pangea

My advice to everyone who wants to give me advice...

By request, for a member of Team Awesome

Want to make a cryptic statement? Want to wear a quote from 1971's 'The Hospital'? Well, do I have a shirt for you!

Just to be clear

Just to clarify...

That's what it says, in Aurabesh. If you know what that means & you like obscure jokes, this might be perfect for you.

Merrick Biotech stands at the forefront of biotechnology. Specializing in cloning - through the creation of non-sentient 'agnates' - our clients can purchase the ultimate insurance plan; virtual immortality.

War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength

A legitimate, publicly traded company owned an operated by Tomax and Xamot Paoli, and certainly not a financial front for COBRA