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college party legend.

Tags: sport, warrior, beer, weekend-at, drink

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One of the most underrated lines from the whole movie

Tags: whammy, milk-was-a-bad-choice, i-love-lamp, stay-classy, sex-panther

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So true in so many parts of life. Leave it to an Elf quote to perfectly sum it all up.

Tags: ugly-christmas-sweater, north-pole, funny-christmas-gift, santa-claus, new-york-christmas

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Possibly the purest quote from the best Christmas movie around.

Tags: gumdrops, north-pole, i-know-him, santa-claus, elf-quote

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blunt passing, music blasting

Tags: blunt-passing, to-all-the-ladies-in-the-place, ready-to-die, and-if-you-dont-know-now-you-know, big-poppa

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Applesauce B*tch

Tags: boston, how-do-you-like-them-apples, applesauce, hunting-season, ben-affleck

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The best.

Tags: john-travolta, chappelle, black, christmas-party, ugly

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kind of perfect.

Tags: jango-fett, tatooine, fauci-gang, this-is-the-way-mandalorian, boba-fett

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Seriously people.

Tags: biden, wear-a-mask, mask-wearing, quarantine, social-distancing

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Hibernate for the rest of 2020. Just stop everything Completely knock yourself out Wake up in 2021

Tags: doctor, cough, medicine, sleeping-pills, pills

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Lets face it, Elf is the perfect Christmas movie.

Tags: smiling-is-my-favorite, buddy-the-elf-quote, narwhal, i-know-him, santa-clause

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In the future, George relocates Vandelay Industries to Brooklyn and becomes THE go-to importer exporter of all hipster related goods.

Tags: elaine, 90s, seinfeld-quote, george-costanza, festivus

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There are a lot of things.

Tags: rock, band, heartbreakers, refugee, fade

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You know Santa loves the Ho's

Tags: north-pole, jingle-bells, certified-freak, elf, christmas

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Party at the plaza. Hans Gruber will be there.

Tags: funny, logo, 80s-movies, welcome-to-the-party-pal, hans-gruber

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Kinda true.

Tags: labrador, retriever, friends, i-dont-like-people, coffee

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This place has everything: A crematorium, a dildo shop, Rudy Giuliani

Tags: sex-shop, idiot, philly, philadephia, hottest-club

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Definition: To be up a creek without a paddle. To have the whole world in the palm of your hand and then blow it.

Tags: vintage, bowling-champion, iowa, uncle-eddie, ernie-mccracken

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Great Success!

Tags: prostitute, whore, rudy-giuliani, nice, sacha-baron-cohen

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Smokey is a legend. Such a classic movie.

Tags: eddie-murphy, black, nwa, funny, smokey-friday

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Cousin Eddie, Uncle Eddie, just plain old Eddie...doesn't matter...best character in a Christmas movie period.

Tags: funny-christmas, camping, rv, camper, randy-quaid

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Certified freak 1 day a week, okay just 1 day a year.

Tags: die-hard, santa-claus-christmas, okurrr, cardi-b, rap

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1988 was a hell of year. Yippee ki yay.

Tags: santa-funny, ho-ho-ho, hans-gruber, nakatomi-christmas, nakatomi-plaza-christmas-eve-1988

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Despite all my rage, I am still just Nicolas Cage

Tags: santa-claus-christmas, santa-claus-funny, saint-nicolas, saint-nicholas, nic-cage-christmas

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These Ho Ho Ho's Out There

Tags: santa-sayings, cool-xmas, funny-christmas, ugly-christmas-sweater, hoes

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Every now and then, I drop this into conversation, and I get either a weird look or we stare at each other repeating Zoo Wee Mama over and over again.

Tags: mom, school, comic, roasted, kid

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I here them kids like to say this on the socials

Tags: comeback, facebook, twitter, funny, gen-z

Tags: philly, bel-air, california, chillin, rap

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I don’t know, but today seems kinda odd. Still one of the most incredible intro lyrics.

Tags: grateful, nwa, thank-god, jesus, west-coast

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Da Bears + Friends = unusually awesome t-shirt design

Tags: soldier-field, logo, north, bears-fan, nick-foles

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Perfect script font. Dope shirt. Also, ill = sick.

Tags: titleist, ill, dopeness, hip-hop, dope

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The greatest cringe-worthy episode of the entire series. Some people can't watch it, but I love it for some reason.

Tags: pam-beasley, schrute-farms, fun-run-race-for-the-cure, thats-what-she-said, graduation

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The perfect mashup of Prestige Worldwide and Christmas. Santa loves him some Boats and Ho's

Tags: party, boating, dale-brennan, funny, will-ferrell

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Honestly, this is one of those sayings you can use at literally any time and it will get a laugh. Even better when it's on a t-shirt.

Tags: best-seller, wedding-singer-quote, snl, bad-driver, construction

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Kind of the best saying when you think about it.

Tags: independence, leave-me-alone, angry, freedom, funny-slogan

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The best philosophy courtesy of Carl Spackler. Est. 1980

Tags: carl-spackler, total-consciousness, rodney-dangerfield, buddhism, big-hitter

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