Meant for Very Few

I would do anything for love Anything you've been dreaming of But I just won't do that I would do anything for love Anything you've been dreaming of But I just won't do that

Well I don't know why I came here tonight I've got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you

It was also the night that the skeletons came to life They came from under the ground And from all over The bones are the skeletons' money In our world, bones equal dollars That's why they're coming out tonight To get their bones from you The skeletons will pull your hair Up, but NOT OUT All they want is another chance at life They've never seen so much food as this Underground, there's half as much food as this And the worms are their money The bones are their dollars

It was also the night that the skeletons came to life They came from under the ground And from all over The bones are the skeletons' money In our world, bones equal dollars That's why they're coming out tonight To get their bones from you The skeletons will pull your hair Up, but NOT OUT All they want is another chance at life They've never seen so much food as this Underground, there's half as much food as this And the worms are their money The bones are their dollars

It was also the night that the skeletons came to life They came from under the ground And from all over The bones are the skeletons' money In our world, bones equal dollars That's why they're coming out tonight To get their bones from you The skeletons will pull your hair Up, but NOT OUT All they want is another chance at life They've never seen so much food as this Underground, there's half as much food as this And the worms are their money The bones are their dollars

Stop spreading the news. I'm leaving TODAY.

Stop spreading the news. I'm leaving TODAY.

Devil Can't Write No Love Song

There's a guy named Fred and he's got a pair of slacks. Oooh Fred's got slacks!

"I don't know how to run a newspaper, Mr. Thatcher; I just try everything I can think of."

Simple. Distinct. Worth buying one in each color. A hotdog that says something.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a half-shell Turtle power! They're the world's most fearsome fighting team (we're really hip) They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green (hey, get a grip) When the evil Shredder attacks These Turtle boys don't cut him no slack! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (he's a radical rat) Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (that's a fact, Jack) Raphael is cool but crude (gimme a break) Michelangelo is a party dude (party!) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a half shell Turtle power!

Let's GO TEAM! S-P-O-R-T-S! T-E-A-M! FOOTBALL! MAYBE BASEBALL! BASKETBALL FOR SURE!

Here's your hat what's your hurry.

NEWMAN

“Her bouquet cleaved his hardened shell - and fondled his muscled heart. He imbibed her glistening spell, just before the other shoe fell.” - Newman

“This thing we’re doing here, you, me. I’m in. I am all in.” — Luke Danes

“I housed Dylan’s burger.”

Post-10pm "Adult" Ghost Tour of the Larboard Oaks Mansion! You can say what ever the HELL you want! Tim Robinson sure did!

Carmine Laguzio, the host of the hidden camera show Everything is Upside Down, is coming to a town near you! The infamous prank show will turn your world upside down! Let's see what kind of mischief his characters, including "Karl Havoc" have in store!

"I'm Chill. I'm just, like, such a huge fan of his music and his acting."

It's going to take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back, and balls to kill Michael Scarn.

created by RICKY GERVAIS & STEPHEN MERCHANT

Looks like Jim got mixed up with some bad apples! Season 8, Episode 15 - JIM PRANKS DWIGHT, LOL

Could it get any weirder for this family? Apparently, yes.

Remember this game? This was the worst.

Me too, bro. Me too.

Taco Tuesday...and Wednesday....and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday....and Tuesday.

There's that magical feeling you get when you walk into a book store and breathe in the air and...uh oh.

A simple logo for a complex place, Northeastern Pennsylvania! NEPA, what a world.

Visit once and you'll never leave! Silent Hill - Waiting for you to come to see us!

Just four mutant buddies, who are also turtles, fighting ninjas who are trying to hurt a reporter.

Give yourself a break, you made it through.

Have to start the morning out right by dealing with the hair of the dog that bit you!

Uh-oh.

"That's why I lost my toe? Because I called you fat?" "I didn't mean to cut it off! It was an accident!" "That's why for an entire year people called me Sir. Limps-a-lot?!"