Bright Red Rocket

The greatest anime that never happened! Yes, finally the non-existent fans of the never-hit smash TV series "Gunvolter," which has never been made and does not appear in any TV schedule or on any streaming service, can wear gorgeous apparel featuring one of the characters who is not even intended to appear in this series that doesn't exist! At last!

It's a bee!

Wear the logo of the Black Death Metal band "Bloodfïstre." This dynamic two man team of Ülric Hjammerthrjob and Ümlaüt Ødinsblüt will blast you away with searing skull-crushing METAL!!! Perish beneath the unholy assault of soul-destroying METAL!!! Did I mention, METAL!!!

The Jinx Cat, in all her glory, brings a touch of class and a whiff of catnip to anyone's wardrobe.

Not just the title of a perplexing and fascinating mini-comic available at nakedrabbit.com. Wearing this shirt proclaims to the world that you, my friend, are a total weirdo and cannot be trusted to behave well in public. This site will only allow purchase of this shirt to people who are certifiably deranged.