Brootal Branding

In folklore, cinnamon, ginger, and clove were meant to repel evil and foul spirits. They also happen to be the main ingredients in pumpkin spice. COINCIDENCE?!

MOAR FOLDERS!!

Now with more color!

Banned in many schools these days!

CLEVELAND ROCKS

TAKE A LITTLE NAP WHERE THE ROOTS ALL TWIST SQUISHED A ROTTEN PEACH IN MY FIST

TAKE A LITTLE NAP WHERE THE ROOTS ALL TWIST SQUISHED A ROTTEN PEACH IN MY FIST

Do you know why sourdough starters are the most metal of bread-bases? BECAUSE IT DOUBLES IN VOLUME!! *250+ BPM DOUBLE BASS PEDAL* *HAIR-WHIPPING HEADBANGING*

WHO HAS AWAKENED MY SLUMBER

KEEP IT AWAY FROM THE GARDEN LIME!

Fun fact: The Noid was voiced by Pons Maar, who also played the lead Wheeler in the terrifying "Return to Oz" movie!

“The cocktail party is probably America's greatest contribution to the world of entertaining.”

Why be passive aggressive at the office when you can be aggressive aggressive?

2 cups all-purpose flour 1 tablespoon sugar 1 tablespoon baking powder 2 teaspoons garlic powder 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper, optional 1 cup buttermilk 1/2 cup unsalted butter, melted 1 1/2 cups shredded sharp cheddar cheese

A fun design collaboration with @krivtsovartwork and @drink_whiskey_eat_cigarettes!

Self care is important, people. Stay hydrated!

History + Geography + Political Science

Meow. Meow meow.

You'll be a natural 20 rollin around town wearing this. +5 CHA, at least.

Do you know why sourdough starters are the most metal of bread-bases? BECAUSE IT DOUBLES IN VOLUME!! *250+ BPM DOUBLE BASS PEDAL* *HAIR-WHIPPING HEADBANGING*

ROBBLE ROBBLE ROBBLE

No thanks.

Not just for movie rentals, also applicable to when you're feeling stressed out and need some self care.

NO MONEY DOWN! NO PAYMENTS UNTIL APRIL 2022!

It’s important.

YUP, STILL ALIVE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!

Putting the PAIN in propane

TIS THE SEASON! GET BASIC!

Same great taste without all the salt on top.

WHO'S ILLEGIBLE NOW, MOM?!

I never saw the heavens so dim by day. A savage clamor! Well may I get aboard! This is the chase: I am gone forever.

"It's a very empowering kind of music, heavy metal is." - Rob Halford 100% of my proceeds on this design for the month for June will be donated to The Trevor Project, the leading national organization providing crisis intervention and suicide prevention services to LGBTQ young people.

“You know, in Cabot Cove we have a saying...”

The perfect gift for the entomologists in your life. Entomologist? Etymologist? The bug one.

Beer? Beer!

Plus, he’s Hank Scorpio! Guy’s a national treasure.