Bryan Kremkau

Let people know you're a photographer for hire, anywhere you go!

What if Low Ticket Warning you keep seeing on concert listings was an actual band?

The cryptid creature Mothman is into metal. Hey, look it up!

You can do it! You can find your dreams too!

A dream can come true and haunt your imagination forever!

Some girls don't want to be dolled up and want to wear black all year round.

Don't pick apples off a tree, they might throw them at you.

Wear your Apple Picker design with pride this Autumn!

Pumpkin Carving Crew represent!

Such an iconic album cover from this Boogie band

The off-season for beach towns means less people but more beach!

Got to love the beach towns that get to enjoy the beach after the traffic and people leave for the season!

I'm on the VIP list. The Very Important Photographer list.

The latest and unfortunately popular video game is called Theme Park Fighter. It features family fights, stroller rumbles and brawls in various theme parks & locations.

No worries friends, no worries...

Let's just end the debate on which way people travel around "the world." Some people go to Mexico first, some people go to Canada first. Then there are people that go both ways.

Let's just end the debate on which way people travel around "the world." Sometimes people go to Mexico first, other times people go to Canada first. Then there are times people go both ways around the world.

My Feet Hurt, especially when walking in theme parks. I can't be the only one! Walking around the parks is exhausting and my feet are in pain constantly.

"There are several sacred things in this world that you don't ever mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries...."

Don't Boar Me! You wouldn't want me to get wild on you!

I've Got A Headache THIS BIG and it's screaming for this shirt

You'll find me at the Beach Everyday

You can find me at the Beach Everyday.

You don't want to see the Loch Ness Monster...because "Ness Around & Find Out!" He just doesn't want to be found!

Nothing like a sunrise in NYC.

Ever since I heard the line "You Can't Rush Art," it always stuck with me.

Don't just stay home, go see a movie in a movie theater, drive-in, etc.

Support your local spaceport bands, even when they play the same song over and over.

I binged everything, now what? Do I go outside? Watch more tv or movies on another platform....

The best part of "Germany" is the miniature train village!

A really, really obscure reference from Hysterical

Stop taking pictures with flash!

Buying this will cost less than the ticket fees to your concert, sporting event, etc.

Buying this will cost less than the ticket fees to your concert, sporting event, etc.

For those that work events, photograph concerts,etc.

Take two of these and call me in the morning...