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Chinese Zodiac calendar 2019 Year of the Pig t-shirts and gear. This visual pun substitutes the zero in 2019 with a pig's nose and is captioned ''HAPPIG CHINESE NEW YEAR''. Check out all the funny holiday t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

Soccer ball ball wears a Santa hat to send Christmas cheer to sports fans far and near. Available on cards, t-shirts, and gifts. Check out all the nifty gear for soccer fans at Cafe Pretzel.

Football wears a Santa hat to send Christmas cheer to sports fans far and near. Available on cards, t-shirts, and gifts. Check out all the nifty gear for football fans at Cafe Pretzel.

Basketball wears a Santa hat to send Christmas cheer to sports fans far and near. Available on cards, t-shirts, and gifts. Check out all the nifty gear for basketball fans at Cafe Pretzel.

Baseball wears a Santa hat to send Christmas cheer to sports fans far and near. Available on cards, t-shirts, and gifts. Check out all the nifty gear for baseball fans at Cafe Pretzel.

Four adorable Swedish gnomes captioned ''There's GNOME place like home for the holidays''. Check out all the holiday puns at Cafe Pretzel.

I'm Not Bossy Cow Pun t-shirts and gifts for people who enjoy a good cow pun. Gift your spouse, your boss, your in-laws, or your favorite authority figure. Check out all the animal puns at Cafe Pretzel.

Adorable photo of a Boxer puppy available on t-shirts and gifts. Check out all the cute photographs for Boxer dog lovers at Cafe Pretzel.

Adorable photo of a cream colored French Bulldog puppy available on t-shirts and gifts. Check out all the cute photographs for dog lovers at Cafe Pretzel.

Adorable photograph of two very young Beagle puppies available on t-shirts and gifts. Check out all the cute photos for dog lovers at Cafe Pretzel.

Yes I Do Have A Retirement Plan. I Plan to Annoy My Ancestors (Do Genealogy) t-shirts and gear for retired men and women who just want to shake their family tree and watch the nuts fall out. Check out all the funny designs for retirees at Cafe Pretzel.

Yes I Do Have A Retirement Plan. I Plan to Spoil My Grandkids t-shirts and gear for retired men and women who just want to spoil their grandchildren. Check out all the funny designs for retirees at Cafe Pretzel.

Yes I Do Have A Retirement Plan. I Plan to Garden t-shirts and gear for retired men and women who just want to garden. Check out all the funny designs for retirees at Cafe Pretzel.

Yes I Do Have A Retirement Plan. I Plan to Relax t-shirts and gear for retired men and women who just want to take it easy. Check out all the funny designs for retirees at Cafe Pretzel.

Yes I Do Have A Retirement Plan. My Plan is to Gamble t-shirts and gear for retired men and women who just want to gamble. Check out all the funny designs for retirees at Cafe Pretzel.

Yes I Do Have A Retirement Plan. My Plan is to Golf t-shirts and gear for retired men and women who just want to golf. Check out all the funny designs for retirees at Cafe Pretzel.

Keep Calm and Play Euchre t-shirts and gifts. Check out this cool design that looks like a playing card, for playing euchre with friends, family game night, or in competition.

Retired Rosie the Riveter t-shirts and gifts for women who are retired or plan to retire soon. The caption reads You can do it, I'm retired! Check out all the funny retirement t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

This Chick Is Retired t-shirts and gifts for a woman who is retired or planning to retire soon. Check out all the funny retirement t-shirts for women at Cafe Pretzel.

This Guy Is Retired t-shirts and gifts for men who are retired or planning to retire soon. Check out all the funny retirement t-shirts for men at Cafe Pretzel.

This Chick Is Retired t-shirts and gear for women who have retired or plan on retiring soon. Check out all the cool retirement t-shirts and gifts at Cafe Pretzel.

Chicken Moods t-shirts and gear for backyard chicken lovers. Check out this funny design that shows the many moods of the domesticated chicken.

Instant Human Just Add Coffee coffee mugs, travel mugs, and more. Check out all the funny designs for coffee drinkers at Cafe Pretzel.

This cute little pig cartoon is captioned ''Talk to the tail''. Check out all the funny animal t-shirts and gifts at Cafe Pretzel.

You Suck You Blow t-shirts and gear. Funny vintage design depicts a vacuum cleaner and a rotating fan trading insults. Check out all the twisted humor at Cafe Pretzel.

Believe flying pig t-shirts and gear. If you believe that pigs could fly, or you just want to believe they can, you'll love this inspirational design. Check out all the cute motivational designs at Cafe Pretzel.

I Believe I Can Fly inspirational flying pig t-shirts and gear. Check out all the cute motivational designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Thug Life Santa Claus t-shirts and gear for people with a twisted sense of humor. Check out all the funny alternative Christmas designs at Cafe Pretzel

Funny Christmas design depicts Santa Claus saying "Call me!" This is a pretty cheesy pickup line for Santa but it will look hilarious on a t-shirt worn by you or your friends.

I didn't choose the bug life t-shirts and gear for hard-working pest exterminators. Check out all the twisted humor at Cafe Pretzel.

Baseball diamond photo available on t-shirts and gear for baseball fans and baseball players. This photo is a closeup of the pitcher's mound and home plate. Check out all the sports designs by Cafe Pretzel

Colorful Baby's First Easter design available on an Infant Onesie, Toddler T-Shirt, and accessories to commemorate your baby's very first Easter ever.

Colorful Baby's First Valentine's design available on an Infant Onesie, Toddler T-Shirt, and accessories to commemorate your baby's very first Valentine's ever.

Colorful Keep Calm this is my First Christmas design available on an Infant Onesie, Toddler T-Shirt, and accessories to commemorate your baby's very first Christmas ever.

Colorful Baby's First Thanksgiving design available on an Infant Onesie, Toddler T-Shirt, and accessories to commemorate your baby's very first Thanksgiving ever.

Colorful Baby's First St. Patrick's Day design available on an Infant Onesie, Toddler T-Shirt, and accessories to commemorate your baby's very first Saint Patrick's Day ever.