Employment counselors advise us to "dress for the job you want, not for the job you have." This t-shirt declares "They told me to dress for the job I want so I put on my pajamas." Because really, who doesn't want to get paid to sleep?
FUCK 2020 because isn't that how we all feel? Wear it on a black t-shirt and it's NSFW. Wear it on a white t-shirt and it's suitable for work, church, and even Grandma's house. Check out all the disgruntled designs at Cafe Pretzel.
This is My Sexy Lingerie t-shirts and hoodies for women who refuse to dress up during quarantine, and the men who have to buy gifts for them. Check out all funny designs for smartass women from CafePretzel.
Wash Your Hands Don't Touch Your Face You Can Save the Human Race t-shirts and gear for the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020. Check out all the inspirational designs at Cafe Pretzel. -- Copyright CafePretzel.
Quarantine Flag Nautical t-shirts and gear. The Quarantine Flag is flown from a ship arriving in port with serious health problems, or a ship that has been placed under quarantine by local port authorities. Check out all the Coronavirus COVID-19 t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.
I'm Not Lazy I'm in Quarantine sloth t-shirts and gear for the socially isolated. It's quarantine so be like a sloth and take a nap, have a snack, and chill. Check out all the funny animal designs at Cafe Pretzel.
Funny Santa Claus design shows only some of Santa's jolly red and white suit and his shiny black belt with a gold buckle. Perfect for Secret Santa giving, ugly Christmas sweater parties, or give as a gift to your favorite funny family and friends.
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Beer p.o. PRN is medical lingo for beer by mouth taken as needed. If you need a beer prescription then you definitely need this t-shirt. Check out all the funny designs for medical professionals at Cafe Pretzel.