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The first rule of quantum mechanics is don't talk about quantum mechanics! T-shirts and gear for theoretical physicists and the handful of regular people who understand quantum physics.

2022 Chinese New Year of the Tiger Hong Kong style graphic design. Celebrate 2022 with this very cool Chinese Zodiac tiger design in tans on a dark green background.

Se Habla LADINO t-shirts and gear for proud Sefardim. Rock your ancestry!

The word LOVE in the shape of a heart, a lovely sentiment to share on Valentine's Day, a romantic anniversary, or just for the fun of it. Check out all the cool designs available on t-shirts and gear at CafePretzel.

Who's a good boy? If you're a good boy, or you know someone who is, check out these t-shirts and gear at Cafe Pretzel.

COVID Vaccinated masks, tee-shirts, buttons and gear to show you've had the vaccination and are safe from COVID. Check out all the cool designs at Cafe Pretzel.

I Told You I Was Trouble t-shirts and gear for women who are worth the effort. Check out this dramatic vintage design by Cafe Pretzel.

Employment counselors advise us to "dress for the job you want, not for the job you have." This t-shirt declares "They told me to dress for the job I want so I put on my pajamas." Because really, who doesn't want to get paid to sleep?

Kamala Harris for President 2024 t-shirts and gear for fans of Kamala Harris, Attorney General of California, U.S. Senator, and Vice President of the USA.

FUCK 2020 because isn't that how we all feel? Wear it on a black t-shirt and it's NSFW. Wear it on a white t-shirt and it's suitable for work, church, and even Grandma's house. Check out all the disgruntled designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Get your Shark Week fan t-shirts and gear here. This design makes it look as if the shark is coming out of the water, mouth open wide, and teeth flashing.

Comic book style word art collage in black and white. Available on t-shirts, masks, and gear for home and office from Cafe Pretzel.

Comic book style word art goes BOOM. Available on t-shirts, masks, and gear from Cafe Pretzel.

Wake Up America Day Vote Blue November 3 2020 t-shirts and gear for American patriots who will vote BLUE on election day November 3, 2020. The jig's up Trump, pack your bags.

Retired Rosie the Riveter says ''You can do it, I'm retired!'' Check out all the funny retirement t-shirts and gifts at Cafe Pretzel.

This is My Sexy Lingerie t-shirts and hoodies for women who refuse to dress up during quarantine, and the men who have to buy gifts for them. Check out all funny designs for smartass women from CafePretzel.

Adorable sleeping sloth cartoon with the caption ''Not Today''. Check out all the cute designs for animal lovers at Cafe Pretzel.

Rebel Botanist t-shirts and gear for people who love plants but not herbicide. Check out all the political and science designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Keep Calm and Wash Your Hands t-shirts and gear for the Coronavirus Pandemic of 2020, also known as COVID19. Check out all the ironic apocalypse t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

Knitting Busy Hands Calm Mind t-shirts and gear for people who love to knit. Makes a great gift for a knitter or buy one for yourself. Check out all the Keep Calm themed designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Hidden exotic tiger eyes t-shirts and gear for big cat lovers. Tiger eyes peer from the darkness on this striking design from CafePretzel. Check out all our animal designs.

2020 Quarantine Reunion t-shirts and gear for people who believe in a future where we can safely reunite with family and friends. Check out all the inspirational coronavirus t-shirts at CafePretzel.

Wash Your Hands Don't Touch Your Face You Can Save the Human Race t-shirts and gear for the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020. Check out all the inspirational designs at Cafe Pretzel. -- Copyright CafePretzel.

Wiped Out Toilet Paper Shortage 2020 t-shirts and gear for survivors of the Coronavirus Pandemic of 2020, also known as COVID19. Check out all the ironic apocalypse t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

Negative Space t-shirts and gear for artists, graphic designers, and the chronically disaffected. Check out all the twisted humor t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

Negative Space t-shirts and gear for artists, graphic designers, and the chronically disaffected. Check out all the twisted humor t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

Don't Panic t-shirts and gear for the social isolated. Check out all the chill pandemic t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

Quarantine Flag Nautical t-shirts and gear. The Quarantine Flag is flown from a ship arriving in port with serious health problems, or a ship that has been placed under quarantine by local port authorities. Check out all the Coronavirus COVID-19 t-shirts at Cafe Pretzel.

I'm Not Lazy I'm in Quarantine sloth t-shirts and gear for the socially isolated. It's quarantine so be like a sloth and take a nap, have a snack, and chill. Check out all the funny animal designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Andra tutto bene is Italian for "everything will be all right". Show your Italian pride and spirit with this inspirational Italian language design by Cafe Pretzel.

Wash your hands correctly with this helpful hand washing instruction poster for schools, offices, home, and restaurants. Check out all the cool designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Keep Calm and Wash Your Hands t-shirts and gear for germaphobes, kindergarten teachers, epidemiologists, and regular folks like you and me. Check out all the Keep Calm designs at Cafe Pretzel.

Funny Santa Claus design shows only some of Santa's jolly red and white suit and his shiny black belt with a gold buckle. Perfect for Secret Santa giving, ugly Christmas sweater parties, or give as a gift to your favorite funny family and friends.

Atlanta football team colors available on t-shirts, home decor, art, and gifts for Atlanta football fans.

Arizona football team colors available on t-shirts, home decor, art, and gifts for Arizona football fans.

I like Dad jokes and I cannot lie t-shirts and gear for funny Dads and the family members who love their jokes.