Rise and Shine - for those days when there is no "best part of waking up". #earlymornings #inspiration #fuckyou #wakingupearly #humor #ihatemornings #bedhead #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

Taking the High Road - 'cause there's nothing like celebrating the great works of the 60s, all while expressing your truest feelings for the person standing in front of you. #1960s #popart #andywarhol #fuckyou #humor #flippingthebird #middlefinger #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

Orgy pride - a great way to promote good times with good friends... and neighbors, priests, the elderly, that guy at the store last week... #sex #humor #orgy #swinger #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #snatched

The Happy Place - for those people who voted against the 'Mouse House' as the "Happiest Place on Earth". #sex #porn #humor #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

Zero Tolerance for Quitters - ...'Cause hey; if you're gonna' go down hard... go down hard in style. #party #drinking #hangover #humor #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #snatched #christmas #xmas #gift #ideas #shopping

Another Day, Another Fail - or more likely, a perfect example of the true definition of life... Poor little guy is so close, and yet, so far. #epicfails #kids #balloons #fml #fuckmylife #toys #humor #ihatemornings #bedhead #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

Think of Me Fondly (Dude Edition) - ...and just so you know; It's ok to need a little alone time... even I "Dream a Little Dream of Me" every once in awhile. #confident #sexy #narcissism #humor #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #snatched #christmas #gift #ideas #xmas

Read Between the Lines - Sure; it doesn't say anything about "No New Taxes"; but it does let everyone know what you think about paying taxes. #popart #fuckyou #hiddenmeanings #humor #flippingthebird #middlefinger #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

Smells Like... Nirvana? - this is what happens when mythical, fairy-tale creatures, relieve themselves after a 24hr bender. #poop #rainbow #unicorn #humor #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #snatched #christmas #ideas

A Moment of Peace - is an unfortunate and embarrassing thing, that thankfully, has happened to pretty much all of us at some point in time. You're not alone! #poop #poopjokes #ishitmyself #polarbears #reindeer #poophumor #xmasjokes #xmas #christmas #humor #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

Silence is a Blessed Thing - for those moments when just a little Peace and Quiet, would go a long way towards staving off your murderous rampage. #bitter #hatred #humor #anger #fedup #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

Snack Time (Dad Edition) - the answer we have long been seeking...after all these years, we finally know what Nuggets are actually made of. #parenting #humor #babies #cannabalism #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #snatched #christmas #gift #shopping #ideas

Feminine Intuition - perfect for those women who are quite obviously NOT to be F**ked with. #bitter #wife #hostile #spouse #grave #mistake #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

Love is a Wasteland (Darth Nerdboy Edition) - for those whose love life consists of long lonely nights, light sabers, and a stuffed Wookiee. #toxic #relationship #breakup #mood #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #snatched #christmas #gift #ideas #xmas #shopping

Just Phuket - for those who believe it's not enough to Just Do It. #travel #vacation #humor #nike #parody #justdoit #code #messages #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

Dreams do Come True - 'Cause we all have ambitions... we just don't ALL have immediate access to a gas station toilet stall. #gay #sex #gloryhole #humor #oral #lgbtq #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

Love is Love - a great way of telling people exactly how you feel about... orgies.... and snozberries. #love #sex #orgies #orgasms #snozberries #humor #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

I'm Missing Parts - the perfect Christmas gift for those who might be missing baggage in their britches. #nodick #noballs #snowman #frosty #frostythesnowman #penishumor #dickjokes #xmas #christmas #humor #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

Orgy Pride (Iridophobia Edition) - a great way to promote good times with good friends... and neighbors, teachers, the elderly, that girl at the pharmacy last week... #sex #humor #orgy #swinger #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #snatched

Think of Me Fondly (Chic Edition) - ...'Cause hey, If you got it; flaunt it. #confident #sexy #narcissism #humor #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #snatched

Because We all Need a Hobby - perfect for those who are looking for something (or someone) new to invest their time into. #sex #stalking #planning #lonely #broken #humor #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

Love is a Wasteland (Pink Fairydust Edition) - for the persistently hopeful, and consistently broken hearted. #toxic #relationship #breakup #mood #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #snatched

There's No Crying in Cunnilingus - just remember; if at first they don't succeed... make sure they keep trying until they do. #oral #sex #vagina #humor #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

Think I'm Suffering from Scroogeheimer's - is a funny way to celebrate the holidays; but also a serious condition in which people forget just how sh*tty their gift choices are... a thing we have all suffered from at one point or another. #santaclaus #santa #xmasgifts #christmasgifts #coal #xmas #christmas #humor #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

Snack Time (Mom Edition) - a delicacy that you shouldn't knock, until you try it. #parenting #humor #baby #babies #cannabalism #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #snatched #christmas #gift #ideas #shopping #family

Sole Survivor - for those moments when missing sense, reason, and a basic education, are finally to your advantage. #zombies #eating #brains #humor #idiot #moron #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

Love is a Wasteland - for those who believe LOVE is just another 4-letter word. #toxic #relationship #breakup #mood #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #snatched

90 Seconds of Ecstasy - perfect for those who like to try new things, 'cause hey... you only live once. #bdsm #romance #humor #fetish #datenight #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

There's Just No Substitute - a perfect summary of the years, most wish they could have back. #political #liberal #election #mood #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #snatched

Alphabet Soup - is the perfect 'inside joke'. Telling people your inner thoughts, without them ever noticing. #bitter #hatred #humor #code #messages #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas #xmas #shopping

To Chafe, or Not to Chafe - perfect for those who enjoy the Ménage à Trois called "Me, Myself, and I". #bdsm #datenight #fail #humor #lonely #single #masturbation #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

The Gift that Keeps on Giving - perfect for those who always had a suspicion Mr. Claus was real, but never figured out what that sound was coming from Mommy's bedroom. #santaclaus #horny #santa #sex #mommy #xmas #christmas #humor #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

Tastes Like Narcissism - new and improved flavor, complete with Yellow Dye #5, and just a hint of Ego-Maniacal, Racist Dictator. #political #liberal #election #mood #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #snatched

Tell 'em How You Really Feel - a great way to greet those who might otherwise be confused about your allegiances. #political #liberal #election #mood #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #snatched

Free to be Brave - representing the land called home, and those that dwell there. #political #liberal #election #mood #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #snatched

ReMaking America - like starting from scratch, all over again. #political #liberal #election #mood #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #snatched