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Just a friendly reminder from your friendly neighborhood reaper to play more magic

Don't you hate it when your Playgroup thinks they can play their Big Splashy Spells Unhindered? Counter the Thirst with FIZZLE!

For all you Flavor Players out there! Crank your Dankest Janky Brews!

Just because I Counter your every Spell doesn't mean we aren't Friends!

Just in case anyone is unaware of how much you love to Bench. Let them know with this eye test chart

Just in case anyone is unaware of how much you love to Bench. Let them know with this eye test chart

This Eye Test is Perfect for Seeing (get it?) Who is a True Magic the Gathering Player!

This Eye Test is Perfect for Seeing (get it?) Who is a True Magic the Gathering Player!

*sigh* another bad hand, another Mulligan! Not your luckiest draw. Try again!

*sigh* another bad hand, another Mulligan! Not your luckiest draw. Try again!

If you have to ask what it means you wont get it!

Oh, The Humanity. The Manatees are Attacking us... with Cuteness! manatee, oh the humanity, huge, most muscular, bodybuilding, pink, cute, cartoon, swole, muscle, funny, pun, punny, humorous, joke, play on words, aquatic, sea mammal, sea animal, sea cow, sirenia, dugong, flexing, flex

The Octosnob is the snobiest of all gods creatures

You know it. The 80s Rocked. Full of Potential, Fun and Excitement.